Beercan Boy Lyrics - Singles - Pansy Division

Size don´t matter 

Well that´s usually true 

More important 

Is who it´s attached to 

But to find a larger tool 

Can sometimes be so thrilling 

It goes down smooth 

Definitely more filling 

It´s fat and wide 

I can barely get my hand around it 

Thick as a can of beer 

Waiting for my lips to surround it 

When I was young they´d complain 

That I had a big mouth 

But now it comes in handy 

When my beercan boy gets randy 

Beercan boy, my beercan boy 

Beercan boy, my beercan boy 

I want to get him off 

And feel his silky jizz 

I want to pop his top 

And see him spurt and fizz 

Look at the head on that brew! 

I´ll go down on it and nuzzle it 

But no swallowing allowed 

Even though i´d to guzzle it 

I´m afraid we´ll get into a quarrel 

Cause with one that big 

It´s tough to do anything more 

Than oral