Ring Of Joy Lyrics - Singles - Pansy Division

With a mirror in your hand 

Lay down on your bed 

Throw your legs in the air 

And see what's around the bend 

Take a good long look 

At the buried treasure 

There between your cheeks 

A hidden source of pleasure 

It's an orifice for elimination 

It's an orifice for exploration 

Ring of joy, ring of joy 

A new discovery to enjoy 

Any girl or any boy 

Can exercise their ring of joy 

"Ooh, but it's so dirty!" 

Well, not if you keep it clean 

Dicks have a good reputation 

Even though they're used to pee 

Learn to relax those muscles 

With practice they'll open wide 

Hit your pleasure center 

From the other side 

It's and orifice for elimination 

It's an orifice for stimulation 

Ring of joy, ring of joy 

A tight muscle to employ 

Any girl or any boy 

Can break through on that ring of joy 

Did I mention latex? 

'Cause you know it's a must 

Gotta protect yourself 

Even with somebody you trust 

It's a natural feeling 

Don't let anyone tell you it's not 

You don't have to be queer 

But it helps a lot 

It's an orifice for liberation 

It's an orifice for celebration 

Ring of joy, ring of joy 

Erotic thrill, sexual toy 

A boy inside another boy 

Go all the way with your ring of joy