Touch My Joe Camel Lyrics - Singles - Pansy Division

I saw the billboard and thought of you 

Low hanging balls, round and smooth 

I don't smoke, ain't gonna start 

Just 'cause they made public a private part 

They give pleasure, let there be no doubt 

I like having one in my mouth 

I want to touch your Joe Camel 

I want to touch your Joe Camel 

And while we're at it, reach out and grab it 

Touch my Joe Camel 

Take those shades off your head 

Let's see 'em perched between your legs 

Those frames you wear, hard and metallic 

Look good on top of something phallic 

Sneak up on you from the back 

Reach round front, feel your hardpack 

The company denies it all 

They say it's not a cock and balls 

Little kids, even they understand 

It's not a camel's face, but a sexual gland 

They don't know what it's doing to us 

I get turned on just by seeing a bus