Bill & Ted's Homosexual Adventure Lyrics - Singles - Pansy Division

Two California valley boys 

The very best of friends 

They used to go on dates with girls 

But now they don't pretend 

After trying to deny it 

They went ahead and tried it 

Couldn't believe how excellent it felt 

It's no bogus journey 

It's their hearts' true yearning 

It's time for Bill & Ted's 

Homosexual adventure to begin 

In the garage 

They're practicing their guitar solos 

But in the bedroom 

They're practicing on one another 

School was such a pain 

What a way to waste your brain 

'Cause you know what's on their minds 

Hey dude, 69! 

They might seem kind of dumb 

But they're not rubes 

They got each other by the pubes 

Squeezing on one another's tubes 

One's dark, one is blond 

Day and night they get it on 

They got condoms in their pockets 

Plug into each other's sockets 

They learned from Socrates 

And other ancient Greeks 

The art of homo love 

And sexual techniques 

They may not be too bright 

But they know what they like 

A love affair most triumphant 

It's no bogus journey 

It's a boner journey 

It's time for Bill & Ted's 

Homosexual adventure to begin