It's Me Again Margaret Lyrics - Ray Stevens Box Set - Ray Stevens

Well, there once was a feller named Willard McVane 

And he only had just one thought on his brain 

Every evening about midnight he'd sneak off alone 

And call the same lady on a pay telephone 

"It's me again, Margaret. 

Hello, is this Margaret? 

You don't know me, Margaret 

But I know you." 

Well, this upset the lady and it gave her the blues 

So she called up the police, said "What shall I do?" 

The chief of detectives came round to her home 

And eavesdropped upon them on her upstairs phone 

"It's me again, Margaret. 

Hello, is this Margaret? 

Margaret... I know it's you, Margaret! 

Are you naked?" 

Well, they called up Ma Bell and they traced him on down 

To a funky old phone booth on the outskirts of town 

It was there that the vice squad with their field glasses read 

The lips of that amorous man as he said 

"It's me again, Margaret... 

Hello? Is this... is this Margaret? 

I know it's you, Margaret! 

I bet you can't guess what I'm doing..." 

Well, they cuffed him and dragged him to the station downtown 

And they allowed him one phone call 'fore the jailer came round 

He wet his chapped lips and he cleared his young throat 

Then he dialed the telephone and softly he spoke... 

"It's me again, Margaret... 

They got me, Margaret 

You ain't going to miss me, Margaret, I know that 

But I'll miss you 

And when I get out, Margaret 

I'm going to come over there with an egg beater 

And a live chicken, and some peach preserves! 

We'll have a good old time, Margaret!"