The Streak Lyrics - Ray Stevens Box Set - Ray Stevens

Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news 

That is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There 

Seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see 

What happened? 

Yeah, I did. I's standin' overe there by the tomaters, and here he 

Come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables 

Nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t' Ethel, I said, "Don't 

Look, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already been incensed 

Here he comes, boogity boogity 

There he goes, boogity boogity 

And he ain't wearin' no clothes 

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak 

boogity boogity 

Fastest thing on two feet 

boogity boogity 

He's just as proud as he can be 

Of his anatomy 

He goin' give us a peek 

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak 

boogity boogity 

He likes to show off his physique 

boogity boogity 

If there's an audience to be found 

He'll be streakin' around 

Invitin' public critique 

This is your action news reporter once again, and we're here at the gas 

Station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened? 

Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin my car checked, he just appeared 

Out of the traffic. Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn't 

Have nothin' on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin' 

Her a cold drink. I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too 

Late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of 

The shock absorbers 

Here he comes, boogity boogity 

There he goes, boogity boogity 

And he ain't wearin' no clothes 

He ain't crude, look at