Epic Rap Battle: Nerd Vs. Geek Lyrics - Singles - Rhett And Link

Yes I am nerd 

Bookworm, I'm studious 

From my cerebral cortex to my gluteus 

Back in kindergarten I aced my college entrance exam 

Now, I'm no rocket scientist 

Oh wait, I am. 

When I pour my Alpha-bits, I get nothing my straight A's. 

My retainer and headgear connect to a back brace 

I've got a pocket-protector protector protector 

I broke my glasses on purpose so I could tape em together 

Run back to Reddit, and type stuff no one will see 

You're a geek that means you're just a hipster wannabe 

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That's right I'm a geek 

I've got brains and a personality 

I wear my glasses sincerely 

And my t-shirt ironically 

There are some things you can't learn in a class 

Or else I'd sign you up for 'to How not to Be a Social Outcast' 

You're just so early 2013 

I was the cool form of uncool before uncool became a thing 

I use an app to pair pork with the perfect Bordeaux 

Too bad there's no app to neutralize your B.O. 

While you're lost in Second Life letting your fingernails grow long 

I'll be syncing up my iPhone, tablet, TV and your mom 

Sure grooming's not my thing 

But I don't care. 

I look so good in chainmail that it's not Renaissance Faire 

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Doesn't LARP stand for Loser And Reject Party? 

I'd rather cosplay with hotties than play fake army 

I tried Dungeons and Dragons once 

And I died, of boredom 

But I'll still kick your Assassin's Creed post-mortem 

Mario party's the only one you're getting invited to 

Your life is like Skyrim 

An endless quest of solitude 

Ooo you beat Angry Birds 

You're not a gamer cause you battle your friends with words 

You click on cute icons, I execute commands 

Do you really need a 'Genius' to teach you garage band? 

I landed the first ROFLCOPTER 

And took in orphans when I was 12 

Cause I'm an early adopter 

I can wear Google Glass without looking like a dweeb 

Ok. Maybe not 

But I can Yelp us some good pho to eat 

You need 16 gigs of RAM 

To watch a Steve Jobs Doc? 

I keep an actual ram in my PC, his name is Spock 

I'm a new console 

Your face is birth control 

I troll Brony sites you look like an actual troll 

I'm fluent in C++ 

Can your iPhone autocorrect your dumb haircut? 

Hold on a second 

Let me tweet this infographic I made 

That illustrates the fact you'll never get to procreate 

I just haven't met a woman 

Of a high enough caliber 

The only dates you have 

Are on your go-go-google calendar 

You're losing this battle 

Your foam sword won't help 

In the future you'll randomly access this memory 

And crap yourself 

Did I mention I built a dancing robot? 

No one gives a Shatner about your skinny jeans 

Do you even know what URL means? 

You don't know what you're Tolkien about 

{Inaudible fictional language} 

You know 

You are a classic example of the inverse ratio 

Between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain