The Graduation Song Lyrics - Singles - Rhett And Link

For the past eighteen years 

Your life's been pretty smooth 

Let's take a moment and reflect 

On all you've had to do 

You've rolled out of bed 

And strolled to the living room 

And watched Cartoon Network 

While your mom made waffles for you 

Your laundry was magically clean 

And your dad's back pocket was an ATM machine 

Your life's biggest worry was what to wear to the prom 

And your only regret was that incident 

With the stink bomb 

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Do you hear that subtle sound? 

That's the sound of reality 

about to slap the taste out your mouth 

Now you're on your own 

You should be scared 

But we can tell 

You don't care 

Why don't you care? 

You should be frightened 

You're young and now you're free 

The world is your oyster 

We have no clue what that means 

But let us paint a picture of your future 

You're gonna eat a lot of Hot Pockets 

And you're thinkin' that sounds great 

Well get back to us in six months 

When you've had three hundred and seventy-eight 

Photos 

As soon as you move out 

You know what your parents are gonna do 

They're gonna turn your bedroom into an exercise room 

That they never use 

And you won't use lockers in college 

And this might be a total bummer 

There are no yearbooks either 

You'll actually have to say 

'Have a great summer' 

Do you feel that gentle breeze? 

It's the category five hurricane of adulthood 

About to hit you upside the head with a tree 

Now you're on your own 

Don't screw this up 

You're on your own 

Good luck 

You're gonna need it