Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time Lyrics - Singles - Rhett And Link

There's a time of which none speak 

A secret time lost in the briny deep 

You know all about 

Half time 

Big time 

Break time 

Lunch time 

Dinner dinner time 

Tea time 

Free time 

Me time 

You'd undo if you could travel in time 

Space-time 

Face time 

Hard time 

Hammertime 

In the meantime 

Miller time 

Day time 

Snack time 

Nap time 

Night time 

Bath time 

Bed time 

Business time 

But don't forget about 

Nilla wafer top hat time 

It's the time you wear a hat made of nilla wafers 

Nilla wafer top hat time 

It's the best time in the history of mankind 

One day 

(Knock knock) 

There was a knock on my door 

A mysterious drifter was on the other side 

In his hands was a box 

And on lips were the words 

"Listen closely. I don't have much time" 

Then he reached in the box 

And pulled out a nilla wafer top hat from inside 

He said "Wear it when it's time" 

And I said "What time?" 

And then he died 

Later I realized what he was talking about 

Nilla wafer top hat time 

It's the time you wear a hat made out of nilla wafers 

Nilla wafer top hat time 

It's the best time in the history of mankind 

Nilla wafer top hat time x5 

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