Get Off The Phone Lyrics - Singles - Rhett And Link

Here we have a man who's chosen to Instagram 

His apple pie, a la mode 

While he fumbles through the filters 

His ice cream has gotten a la hot and the pie a la cold 

As you can see, this street performer's drawn a crowd 

To watch him do his thing 

But instead of just enjoying the show 

It seems everyone's decided to make a documentary 

Notice this unreasonably attractive couple enjoying a reasonably priced Italian dinner 

together 

Social networking instead of working on getting to know each other better 

How does that filter texture taste 

Since your dessert has gone to waste? 

When do you think you ever will 

Want to watch this portrait juggling film? 

You know you want to touch each other 

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Doesn't that feel good? (He's my brother) 

(Get off the phone now) It's gonna be okay 

There's no need to be afraid 

It doesn't love you; it's gonna die one day 

The government is probably spying on you with it anyway 

Here we have a stereotypical teen 

Forced to endure family game night 

He's stereotypically texting and missing his mom 

Demonstrate a carousel ride 

Little Ethan here is celebrating being the center of the universe 

For one year 

Than actually being here 

Let's listen in and see if we can get some context 

"Please hurry! We're at 382 Pine." 

He has the nerve to make a phone call 

At such a pivotal moment in his friend's life 

How could you be so disengaged 

Photos 

While precious memories are being made? 

Do you really think your friends need 

Another baby picture in their feed? 

Don't be such a self-centered guy 

Now isn't that better? (I think he just died) 

(Get off the phone now) It's gonna be okay 

There's no need to be afraid 

It doesn't love you; it's gonna die one day 

It's crawling with e. coli bacteria anyway 

(Get off the phone now) It's gonna be okay