Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me Lyrics - Singles - Tism

Everyone else has had more sex than me 

ohhh ohhh 

Everyone else has had more sex than me 

ohhh ohhh 

Everyone else has had more sex than me 

Does anyone else get that feeling? 

Teenagers, naked, couples in threes; 

Grandparents swing from the ceiling; 

Everyone else has had more sex than me 

ohhh ohhh 

Everyone else has had more sex than me 

ohhh ohhh 

Corporate capers and office amour; 

Shenanigans outdoor and in 

Resist, and then later you find out there's more 

Regret in not doing the sin. 

All of us have to die - of that there's no help; 

My favourite way to end up, 

Is the orb-weaver spider's, whose pedipalp 

Enters the female pudendum, 

Then dies on the spot, his corpse there still stuck, 

Left for his rivals to curse it. 

He would rather die than not get to fuck: 

Personally, I reckon it's worth it 

Everyone else has had more sex than me 

ohhh ohhh 

Does everybody else get that feeling? 

ohhh ohhh 

Everyone else has had more sex than me 

ohhh ohhh 

Does everybody else get that feeling? 

Whoa ohhhh ohhh ohh 

Does Everyone 

Does Everyone 

Does Everyone 

Does Everyone 

Does Everyone 

Does Everyone 

Does Everyone 

Does Everyone 

Does Everyone 

Does Everyone 

Does Everyone 

Does Everyone 

Does Everybody else 

Does Everyone 

Does Everyone 

Does Everyone 

Does Everyone 

Does Everyone think?