Whatareya? Lyrics - Singles - Tism

You're a yob or you're a wanker - 

Take your fucking choice 

So who is your favourite genius 

James Hird or James Joyce? 

You ever seen a live performance? 

Join the wanker club 

You thought I meant table top dancing? 

You're a yobbo, bub 

What are ya? Yob or wanker? 

Wankers once used mobile phones 

But now that's sorta changing 

And yobs once lived in cottage homes - 

Ain't social change amazing? 

If a yob and wanker want a girl 

The wanker guy will get her - 

Both of them are equally ugly 

But the wanker hides it better 

What are ya? Yob or wanker?