Yob Lyrics - Singles - Tism

If its different, punch 

If its lager, lunch 

If it moves, root 

If it quacks, shoot 

If its mates, protect 

If its wife, neglect 

If its wages, bet 

If its vicious, pet 

If its American, ape 

If its a blonde, gape 

If its boobs, inflate 

If its V8, venerate 

Yahoooo! 

Yahoooo! 

If its sport, booze 

If its licence, lose 

If its engine, thrash 

If its buttcrack, flash 

If its the boys, lairin' 

If its women, no swearin' 

If its the footy trip, anaesthesia 

If its back home, amnesia 

If its party, newted 

If its bedroom, putrid 

If its foreplay, forgotten 

If its rockin', don't bother knockin' 

Yahoooo! 

Yahoooo!