The Parable Of Glenn Mcgrath's Haircut Lyrics - Singles - Tism

My mate Roger got a girl pregnant when he was fourteen. He was so shit = 

scared he told me, and when he said 

that her dad was a cop I thought he was joking. I told him he's got to = 

tell someone, and so he went and told a teacher, and the girl eventually = 

got an abortion. He was fucking shitting himself, let me tell you, but = 

six months later he was fucking around like always. 

Ooh, aahh, Glenn McGrath 

"You betta watch it" I thought to myself. But Roger was pretty fucking = 

sure of himself. He was the guy who first brought a block of hash to a = 

party. Because I was his friend I was there when he first showed it to = 

people, and we all went down the backyard and he rolled a joint. Where = 

did he get it from? My parents would have killed me if they knew. I = 

thought we'd all turn into junkies or something if we had too much. 

The last time I saw Roger was last year at the Boxing Day test. He'd = 

turned into such a fat, normal, yobbo cunt. "The wife nearly didn't let = 

me out today" he said, and he did all that chanting yobs do, like "Ooh, = 

Aahh, Glenn McGrath". "It got you in the end" I thought to myself, as I = 

looked at Roger. "Life got you in the end, pal. You were such a cocky, = 

successful winner when we were 16, but now you're just another sad fat = 

prick sitting in the M.C.G high-fiving in self-congratulation, as if its = 

you that had the skill and determination to play for Australia". Its = 

the cunts with the bad haircuts that you've got to watch out for. = 

There's never been a popular teenager yet who's done rat's with their = 

life. Its the fucking dorks that give it a real go. Glenn McGrath got = 

5 for 50 that day.