If we crawl at two. We could crawl at twenty-two. And grovel at. The drop of a hat. . And once they've got you down there. It's so hard to re-straighten your back.
(Heaton/Rotheray). This is the Awards for Industry and Free Enterprise. So let me sit you down and tell you how I won first prize. I took on your free enterprise and your pretty little shops.
(Heaton/Rotheray). I'm walking through these pastures. I'm picking up sweet fruit. I'm shaking hands with people. That previously I'd shoot. But nothing will dissuade me.
If, if you choose that we will always lose. Well then I'll sail this ship alone. And if, if you decide to give him another try. Well then I'll sail this ship alone.
(Heaton/Rotheray). With a face like a crab's bus ticket. And skin like a llama's door mat. He was always gonna struggle. Nature had seen to that. . He dreamt of those old-fashioned movies.
(Heaton/Rotheray). Tables turned over and curtains ripped. Bottles uncollected, collected here. Nothing seems to shine like these razor edges do. It's a crazy little world without you.
Birds are singing in the trees. As we rise up in a beautiful morning. But I can't hear that beautiful sound. 'Cause I'm permanently yawning. . What about the time of the fancy dress?.
If you could pull yourself away from that mess. Surely if you could pack a punch then you can pack a dress. 'Cause hot on the trail of self pity is wilderness.
How long's a tear take to dry. When a woman has no breeze?. How long's a tear take to dry. When a woman's, when a woman's on her knees?. . How long's a tear take to dry.
She'd given everything she could give. Twenty years of kindness made her sad. Kindness never made enough to live. So she sold the very last thing that she had.
(Heaton/Rotheray). Vagabonds don't fall in love. They just wheel and they deal. So if I turn a funny colour when you kiss me. I can't help the way that I feel.
No one wrote a song for me. Just instrumental not too long. As sure as sure could ever be. You'd only get the lyrics wrong. . No solo Chet Baker ever played.
[Incomprehensible]. . There's something very English about 'Forever'. 'Hugs and kisses' are English too. 'Forever and a day' has to be American. But 'Hold me, close' is me and you, 'Hold me, close' is me and you.
(Heaton/Rotheray). Hey church I was thinking. The Third World seems to be sinking. Can't you all get over there. And we'll have them all over here. . And you can learn to catch your own food.
(Heaton/Rotheray). Here it is again it's so so mad. Turning young and happy into old and sad. Here it is again just passed by chance. All the way to the lawyer from a sloppy dance.
(Heaton/Rotheray). Have fun. And if you can't have fun. Have someone else's fun. 'Cause someone sure had mine. They came in. now they're having a whale of a time.
Your '"fight them on the beaches" speeches made me despair. 'Cause if there's one thing we can guarantee is you will not be there. Tidying your room, making up your bed.
I've only got one real fan. She is not woman she is not man. She's got her own coat of arms and her tartan and her own clan. . Her clan surpasses beauty.
Don't know what I'm doing here. I'll carry on regardless. Got enough money for one more beer. I'll carry on regardless. . Good as gold, but stupid as mud.
Why forbidden fruit always looks so sweet. Hanging down like devil's food, from highest branch on tree. Yes, woman should be satisfied. Be happy with her lot.