Hell Yeah Lyrics - Hooray For Boobies - Bloodhound Gang

{Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now 

We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible} 

Hell yeah 

Hell yeah 

Hell yeah 

Hell yeah 

If I were God there would be no explicit sex on TV 

Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea 

If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols 

And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible 

Thou shall make fun of Hindus, thou shall not make a "Speed 2" 

If I were God that's what I'd do, Heavens no 

Hell yeah 

Hell yeah 

Hell yeah 

Hell yeah 

If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything 

Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing 

If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops 

Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap 

Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut Footloose 

If I were God that's what I'd do, Heavens no 

Hell yeah 

Hell yeah 

Hell yeah 

Hell yeah 

And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross 

I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off 

He goes by the name Hay-Zeus and steals hubcaps from cars 

Oh, Hay-Zeus can I borrow your crowbar? 

To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt 

Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt 

I can't believe it's not butter, I'll sing as I'm flogged 

Yeah, that's what I would do if I were God 

So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven 

Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven" 

With creepy threats of H-E-Double Hockey-Stick 

You just can't teach an old God new tricks 

But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem? 

If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy? 

Just sport some crummy holier than thou facade 

Yeah, that's what I would do if I were God