The Bad Touch Lyrics - Hooray For Boobies - Bloodhound Gang

Ha ha, well now! 

We call this the act of mating 

But there are several other very important differences 

Between human beings and animals that you should know about 

I'd appreciate your input 

Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought me 

And you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about 

So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel 

Nuts, yes, I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert 

And you're getting two thumbs up 

You've had enough of two-hand touch, 

You want it rough, you're out of bounds 

I want you smothered, want you covered, 

Like my Waffle House hash browns 

Come quicker than Fed Ex, never reaching apex like Coca-Cola 

Stock you are inclined to make me rise 

An hour early just like Daylight Savings Time 

(Do it now) 

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 

(Do it again now) 

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 

(Gettin' horny now) 

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket 

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, 

Only God knows where we stuck it hieroglyphics 

Let me be Pacific, I want to be down in your South Seas 

But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean, 

Means small craft advisory 

So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, be minus five 

You sunk my battle ship please turn me on, 

I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip 

So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" 

You'll love it just like Lyle 

And then we'll do it doggie style 

So we can both watch X-Files 

(Do it now) 

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 

(Do it again now) 

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 

(Gettin' horny now) 

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 

(Do it again now) 

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 

(Do it now) 

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 

(Do it again now) 

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 

(Gettin' horny now)