The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope Lyrics - Hooray For Boobies - Bloodhound Gang

"A" is for "Apple" 

"B" is for "Balloons" 

"C" is for "Crayons" 

"D" is for "Drum" 

Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell 

One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two 

That's the year I got here when my dear mother's water blew 

Not really realizing the prize that's been begot to her 

The bona fide lo-fi high-octane philosopher 

Genius with a penis the few the proud the me 

I liked me so much I had to buy the company 

Soul for sale sold to Satan for a hell of a lotta luck 

I'm hard to come by like a straight guy working at Starbucks 

Thank the thinkers that think they thunk the thoughts that theorized 

Idolized or despised bet I'm gettin' recognized 

Mount Rushmore no ignore it can't rock with no big head 

Half of the people want me half of the people want me dead 

I am the Angel of Def with my rhymes against humanity 

Teeter-tottering between brilliance and insanity 

The one part the Fuehrer the one part the Pope 

It's the inevitable return baby of the Great White Dope 

Conclusions you drew proportions you blew 

Lost son of Iggy? False bigger nose than Ziggy? True 

Yes my name is Jimmy Pop no my pop's name is Dick 

Don't admit to kick it slick you thick derelict critic 

Put down for missed notes put up with misquotes 

Don't want the whole story? Should have bought the Cliff Notes 

Like Fingerpainting 101 give me no credit for having class 

One thumb on the pulse of the nation one thumb in your girlfriend's ass 

Written on written off scoff callin' me a joke 

I don't think that I'm a sell-out but I do "Enjoy Coke!" 

I struck gold but never took it for granted that's how I planned it so can it 

Around the planet fans demand it and you'll never understand it 

When I die no lie plan on mass pandemonium 

They may display my brain in a pickle jar at the Smithsonian 

The one part the Fuehrer the one part the Pope 

It's the inevitable return baby of the Great White Dope 

One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope 

The inevitable return of the Great White Dope 

One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope 

The inevitable return of the Great White Dope 

One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope 

The inevitable return of the Great White Dope 

One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope 

The inevitable return of the Great White Dope 

One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope 

The inevitable return of the Great White Dope 

One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope 

The inevitable return of the Great White Dope 

One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope 

The inevitable return of the Great White Dope 

One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope 

The inevitable return of the Great White Dope 

Great White Dope 

Great White Dope 

Great White Dope 

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