I Hope You Die Lyrics - Hooray For Boobies - Bloodhound Gang

You must die, I alone am best 

I hope you flip some guy the bird 

He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve 

In front of the Beatles' tour bus 

A bookmobile and a Mack truck 

Hauling hazardous biological waste 

The light turns red, you have no brakes 

And 'Hard Copy' gets it all on tape 

So you can see the look on your face 

Die die die die die die die 

Die die die die die die die 

I hope your Pinto begins to spin 

Takes out a disabled Vietnam veteran 

Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize winner 

And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner 

Perhaps even the British Royal Family 

And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy 

And we can't forget the newlyweds 

And those 'Jerry's Kids' are as good as dead 

I hope this helps to emphasize 

I hope this helps to clarify 

I hope you die 

I hope your cell mate thinks he's God 

But CNN refer to him as 'Bowling Ball Bag Bob' 

Serving time again for abuse of a corpse 

Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse 

While he masturbates to photos of livestock 

He does the 'Silence of the Lambs' dance to Christian rock 

Eats feces and quotes from 'Deliverance' 

And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince 

Die die die die die die die 

Die die die die die die die 

I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson 

And forces you to play a game called 'Balls On Chin' 

And whatever happens next is all a blur 

But you remember 'Fist' can be a verb 

And when you finally regain consciousness 

You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress 

And the prison guard looks the other way 

Cause he's the guy you flipped the bird the other day 

I hope this helps to emphasize 

I hope this helps to clarify 

I hope you die 

I hope you die