(parody of "Peter And The Wolf" by Sergei Prokofiev). Hello, Boys and Girls. This is a story that I like to call,. "Peter and the Wolf". Are you sitting.
I wear fake gold to make up for my little cock. got my rag on backwards so I look just like 2pac. with my cap tilted cause im trying to hide the fact that im from maine.
I'm waking up, in Cheeto dust. My belly's covered with pizza crust. I'm using my inhaler now (Wheezes). I'm out of shape, fattening up. I'm sipping Coke from a Solo Cup.
I could tell you a story about the Iguana. But right at the moment I don't real. . Related. . 11 Delicious Misheard Lyrics About Food. . Listen To Taylor Swift's New Song 'Call It What You Want'.
Ooh Yeah, ooh. . I'm the shelter from the storm. You know you'll always have my back. I'll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my buttcrack..
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If I could make love to a bottle. The first thing that I'd like to do. I'd search the world over to find one. that had the exact same circumference as you.
I sued Taco Bell... 'cause I ate half a million chalupas, and I got fat. I sued Panasonic... they never said I shouldn't use their microwave to dry off my cat.
Your butt is wide, well mine is too. Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you. The word is out, better treat me right. 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite.
So you got dry rot and your water pressure's weak. Your trash compactor's broke, the roof has sprung a leak. You just found out your toilet's overflowed.
So you got dry rot and your water pressure's weak. Your trash compactor's broke, the roof has sprung a leak. You just found out your toilet's overflowed.
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I don't care about your karma. I don't care about what's hip. No space cadet's gonna tell me what to do. . I won't swim in your Jacuzzi. You can't make me settle down.
You are my fire. The one desire. Believe when I say. I want it that way. . When we are two worlds apart. Can't reach to your heart. When you say that I want it that way.
Isn't it strange?. Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror. What would people say?. If only they knew that I was. . Part of some geneticist's plan. Born to be a carbon copy man.
Woh oh, I want a new duck. One that won't try to bite. One that won't chew a hole in my socks. One that won't quack all night. . I want a new duck. One with big webbed feet.
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I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool,. Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school. Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old,. And vanilla just leaves me cold,.
I like small butts and i cannot lie. You Honkeys can't deny. When i girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a big thing in your face i get sick. Cause i like a toothpick, I'll beat that booty with a stick.
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