Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming. After working all year down at 'Big Roy's Heating And Plumbing'. So one night when my family and I were gathered 'round the dinner table.
You can watch Mr. Rogers. You can watch Three's Company. And you can turn on Fame or The Newlywed Game. Or The Addams Family. . I say, you can watch Barney Miller.
You did a really rotten thing. And let Scout take all the blame. You wrecked his reputation. And left that poor boy in shame. Yeah, but now I think it's time.
We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek. He was a dumb lookin' scrawny little four-eyed freak. He never used to hang around with the guys. He'd just sit in the corner attractin' the flies.
If a certain portion of "Weird Al" Yankovic's song Nature Trail To Hell from his "In 3-D" album was played in reverse, a message could be heard.. The Message is : "Satan eats Cheese Whiz!".
I dated Siamese twins. I slept with Bigfoot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse. Put me on Donahue. 'Cause I wanna tell the world about it. Right Now. . My dog's a narcoleptic.
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I'd like to do some more songs about buildings and food. This is a song about liver, very high in protein, very good for ya. Hope you like it. . I don't know why.
Taco... Grande.... Taco... Grande.... . Yo quiero chimichangas, y chile colorado. Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado. Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno.
Someday I'm gonna pack up. And then I'm goin' back up. To that place where sentimental feelings arouse. . Where the grass is so green. And the air is so clean.
It might seem crazy, wearing stripes and plaid. I Instagram every meal I've had. All my used liquor bottles are on display. We can go to see a show, but I'll make you pay.
This song is just six words long. This song is just six words long. This song is just six words long. This song is just six words long. . Couldn't think of any lyrics.
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She's my baby, my sunshine. Bees got honey and I got mine. We got something, good as gold. You know I'd be a fool to ever let her go. She's got that old school feel.
On a long and lonesome highway, east of Omaha. You can listen to the engine moanin' out it's one note song. You can think about the woman, or the girl you knew the night before.
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