Take this for example young brothers want rep. Cause in the life they're living, you can't half step. It starts with the young ones doing crime for fun.
"here we come, here we come, here we kiddy-come-come" --> run-d.m.c.. . (guru). I hit the chicks with the nice round heinies. Play a hoe like a hoe, play a sucka like stymied.
"get on it" --> dj premier cuts 'n' scratchs lovely. . (guru). One two checka, get, down and dirty. And my sounds are worthy of respect. So i'ma flex my text just like a, major takeover.
You puny protozoa, you're so minute you didn't know the. Gang has been watchin but instead of just squashin you. I'm scoopin you up out of the muck you wallow in.
Expanding the depth of your brainpower. Ours is a better gift, not to be bragging nor lolligagging. I can see dimensions of sound and light around my mic.
(Guru). Ah so now ya got me pissed off, blast off lift off. Time for me to twist off a vocal fist off. into your domepiece, Homepeace, I heard your chick wants to bone me.
(phone conversation):. Yo what up son?. -Yo what up kid?. Yo, you holdin your head up?. -I'm tryin to man, but the system is shady. Word man they always man, they always tryin.
(DJ Premier scratches "at this time I have the honor to present to you"). . (Guru). Parahraphs, portraying my viewpoint. So stay attentive, cause this is a new joint.
I'm like a sniper rhymes'll strike ya when I'm rockin. mad chicks be jockin' when the G Starr's talking. And that's because my word is bond. I get much fan mail and I always respond.
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Verse one. . I'm 2 deep and yes much too complicated. My lines when stated are quite often underrated. So consider it a privilege to hear this. Those weak-minded opinions could never come near this.
(phife from "check the rhime")now here's a funky introduction. (scratching). . Guru: chorus 1(2x):. It's alongwaytogo, when you don't know where you're going.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!. ALEXANDER THE GREAT. VS!. IVAN THE TERRIBLE!. BEGIN!. . Look alive. Crème de la Kremlin's arriving. Try to serve Ivan. No surviving.
[Intro:]. EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!. MOTHER TERESA!. VERSUS!. SIGMUND FREUD!. BEGIN!. . [Verse 1: Mother Teresa]. Mother Teresa, for short, call me "M.T.".
Picture a child sitting next to a projector,. Learning from your films to become a much better director.. Now picture a 3 billion dollar dream machine,.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!. RASPUTIN! VS! STALIN!. BEGIN. . [Verse 1: Grigori Rasputin]. Cool mustache, Wario. Try messing with the Mad Monk you'll be sorry, yo.
[Intro]. EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!. RONALD MCDONALD!. VERSUS!. THE BURGER KING!. BEGIN!. . [Verse 1: Burger King]. Welcome to BK! How can I serve ya today?.
Let me just step right in. I got things to invent. I'm an innovator baby. Change the world. Fortune 500 before you kissed a girl. I'm a pimp you're a nerd.
[Intro]. EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY. ELON MUSK. VS. MARK ZUCKERBERG. BEGIN!. . [Verse 1: Elon Musk]. Call me Musk (uh!), I'm here to help (yeah!). Flush a Zuckerturd for humanity's health.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!. . ROBOCOP. VERSUS. THE TERMINATOR. BEGIN!. . Freeze. I suggest you use your right to remain silent. Before I show your Gobot ass some Detroit violence.