Rap Battles of History!. . Sarah Palin!. VS. Lady GaGa!. . BEGIN!. . Ooh, boy; look what we have here.. A transvestite with a keyboard, tryin' ta be freak of the year!.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY. . THOMAS EDISON. . VS. . NIKOLA TESLA. . BEGIN. . Step up, you'll be shocked when I spit and start static. I'll rip your style and add it to my long list of patents.
Epic rap battles of history. Rasputin. vs. Stalin. begin. Cool mustache, Wario. Try messing with the Mad Monk you'll be sorry, yo. How many dictators does it take.
Epic Rap Battles of History. Napoleon Bonaparte. V.S. Napoleon Dynamite. Begin!. (Napoleon Dynamite). Gosh I can't believe how much of a little bitch you are.
Epic Rap Battles of History!. Nice Peter. V.S. Epic Lloyd. Begin!. This is one vid' kid that you won't ever survive. I'll beat you, dislike you then unsubscribe.
My name is Skrillex, man! Welcome to the Devil's Den. I'm a scary monster stomping this sprite in frilly pants. You're a weirdo, Wolfy, you're into powdered wigs & poop!.
Epic Rap Battles of History. Mr T Vs Mr Rogers, begin. . I pity the fool who tries to step to Clubber Lang. Call me BA biceps cause I'll crush your whole gang.
Let me guess, you're here to hate. Well, you can stand in the autograph line and wait. cause I'm all twerk, I got all day. to spit harsh words in this French maid's face.
Epic Rap Battles of History!. Moses. Versus!. Santa Claus. Begin.. . Sweet robes, Obi.. Wan-too-many days in the sun?. Stop preaching homie,. teach your flock to covet some fun!.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY. Elvis Presley. V.S.. Michael Jackson. BEGIN!. Oooh. Elvis Presley as I live and breath. You stole rock and roll. Gave us rockabilly cheese.
Why don't you dodge this battle like you did Vietnam?. Cause you've got as much chance of beating me as LeBron. I'm a flying machine, like the world has never seen!.
Look what the cat dragged back from the dead. Man it looks like Chewbacca wiped his ass on your head. I'm the next the next Michael Jackson. You smell like Bette White, here's some aspirin.
We're the Wright brothers. and there can't be no other. we don't wanna cause trouble. are you looking for your lover?. cause your princess is in our castle now.
Spartans! Ho. Let's start this! Ho. Show this petty officer who's the hardest! Ho. The biggest mistake that you've ever made. I'll toss you like a frag grenade.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY. JAMES BOND!. VERSUS!. AUSTIN POWERS!. BEGIN!. . I've beefed with Le Chiffre and No and Blofeld with a cheek scar. But they were not as crooked and rotten as your teeth are.
Lennon: Help, you're making my ears bleed, you need a muzzle!. Why're you pissed off all the time, didn't your mom give you a cuddle?. You're the type of guy who could die of a heart attack just in the shower!.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!. GEORGE R. R. MARTIN.... VERSUS.... J. R. R. TOLKEIN! BEGIN!. Brace yourselves!. Gather up your trolls and your soldier elves!.
Oi mate, pass the liquor, it's Jack the Ripper. I'm a human trigger warning, through the night until the morning. When the light shines upon my crimes, you find it sick, appalling.
Adolf Hitler versus Darth Vader. . I am adolf hitler,. commander of the third reich. little known fact: also dope on the mic. you are vader, with your little boots and cape.
Epic Rap Battles of History!. Kim Jong-il. Versus. Hulk Hogan!. Begin!. The name's Kim Jong, I got a license to IL. make you swallow my rhymes like a steroids pill.