Liquor, Beer & Wine

The doctor says I'm livin'. On precious borrowed time. With all the time I'm givin'. To liquor, beer and wine. . The X-rays of my liver. Look like molded old Swiss cheese.

Like A Rocket

8...7...6...5...4...3...2...Yeah!. . Like A Rocket. Like A Rocket. Like A Rocket. Mmm mmm Number one certifiable rocket-Yeah.. . Like A Rocket- Mmm mmm.

Lie Detector

(Yeah!). (Yeah!). . If it makes you feel better. Here's a little tip. If I screwed up. You'd be the first. To get hip. . You are the lie detector. (Yeah!).

King

Here comes the king. King!. King!. Here in my castle, I'm king of the house. . Slippers, paper, pipe, and dog. Easy chair and a burning log. Something smells good in the kitchen tonight.

Jimbo Song

Chain Driven Wallet. Above Ground Pool. . J-I-M-B-O. . Slap Bass Bones. Rock-a-Billy Ultra Cool. . J-I-M-B-O. . Nature Boy Jimbo. Get In Your Pick'em Up Truck.

Jezebel

Jezebel. . If ever a devil was born. Without a pair of horns. It was you, Jezebel, it was you. . If ever an angel fell. Jezebel, it was you. Jezebel, it was you.

It's Martini Time

Hey, buddy do you got the time?. No I don't got a watch can you spare a dime,. But I got two olives and a couple of limes,. Guessin' that means it's martini time..

It's A Dark Day

It's a dark day outside in the yard. It's a cold day, but that's our reward. There's a girl, I see every day. Knows who I am, has nothing to say. . And it's a dark day, for love.

It Hurts Your Daddy Bad

You're so hip. Your so chic and stylish with. That sexy little smile of your's. Tell me just how old are you. Your so chic. Painted like a candy clown.

Indigo Friends

As long as I live. I won't know why. Why some of my friends. Turn to indigo, God. . They just gave up. Thats what they did. The secret thing they very well hid.

In Your Wildest Dreams

Late at night and you're sleeping. You'll hear my lonesome call. And you'll feel my waiting lips. Barely touching you at all. . But it's only as real.

If It Ain't Got Rhythm

If it ain,t got rhythm. Hon, it ain,t got soul. If it ain,t got rhythm. Hon, it ain,t got soul. If it ain,t got blues, it just ain't rock n roll. . I ain't got me no whiskey.

I'm Your Pet Rock

I came with instructions that made you laugh. It wasn't very much just a pair of graphs. You think that shredded paper is all I need. Pull my instructions from the box and reread.

I'm Mad

You stay out, baby,. All night long. Wonder why I'm mad. . You leave without a sign. Ask me why I'm sad. Why, get your stuff together 'cause I ain't gonna be your dad.

I'll Make Love

Hey little baby. Coming over here. Sexy little momma. I'll make love to you dear. . Hey little baby. You look so sweet. Rockin' little momma. You got the other girls beat.

I Could Get Used To It

Well I'm ready to rock,. And I'm ready to rool,. I'm like a cute little ????. . Like a cool Dacharri,. With the twist of a lime,. I could get used to this,.

I Can't Surf

I can't surf!. And neither can you!.

Hello Mrs. Darkness

Goodbye Mr. Evening.... Hello Mr. Night.... Hello Mrs. Darkness,. You make me feel all right.. . Somewhere there's a purpose,. Something better for me....

Heavyweight Champion Of The World

Now that she's older. As the embers of romance fade to mortgages and leccy bills. Being comfortable and that. Nobody told her that she'd ever reach the stage.

Happy Camper