Hand It To Me

You got to hand it to me. You got to hand it to me. I went drinking again. You got to hand it to me. You got to give it to me. You got to hand it to me.

Goin' Back Home

I'm goin' back home some day. I'm goin' back home some day. Not sure when r who long I'll stay. I'm goin' back home some day. . The Earth is a place for me to roam.

Girl In Blue

Hey!. Ho!. What evil thing. The girl in blue. What hellish pain. She put me through. My stomach's all tied up in knots. She's so pretty, she's so hot.

Gin And Tonic Blues

I need a Gin'n'Tonic water, baby. Gin'n'Tonic water feelin' better. Give me a Gin'n'Tonic. Gin'n'Tonic. I need it now! (over and over).

Generation Why

Beatnik slacker hippie or a freak,. Ain't it all the same thing all of us seek. What our parents do, way back when?. Makes me hear the same thing again and again..

Galaxy 500

You take the dog. I'll take the Galaxy 500. You get the cat. I get the cats you don't want anymore. . You take the fish. I'll take the bowl. You take the dishes.

Forbidden Jungle

For Never More

(yeah!). . Throw that drink baby,. Right in my face now,. That sure put me in my place now.. . Sat by myself,. An hour or more,. Eyes fixated on the door..

Folsom Prison Blues

Well, I hear that train a comin'. It's rollin' 'round the bend. And I ain't seen the sunshine. Since I don't know when. . 'Cause I'm stuck in Folsom prison.

Five-o Ford

Let me tell you the tale of a hot rod race,. That happened out in a secluded place. Where no one lives. 'cept cows and a few raccoons. . I was drivin' around in my shoebox car,.

Eat Steak

Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer. Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear?. Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food. It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood..

Drinkin' And Smokin' Cigarettes

I been drinkin' and smokin' cigarettes.. I been lookin' for a woman I have not met.. I have not found her yet.. Til' I do it's a sure fire bet.. I'll be drinkin' and smokin cigarettes!.

Devil's Chasing Me

Sunset lights the sky. And there's a shadow over me. Black clouds in the east. And there's a twister underneath. . A long black limousine. And there's a demon at the wheel.

Death Metal Guys

Rockabilly guys like hot rod cars. They like hot women and their neighborhood bar. Death metal guys will grow long hair. Work real hard to have an evil stare.

Cruisin' For A Bruisin'

Don't mess with the guy with the one chipped tooth,. Don't mess with the guy in the blue plaid suit,. Don't mess with the guy with the big red guitar,.

Crooked Cigarette

Well it's wet,. It's all broken and wet,. But I take what I get,. I got a crooked cigarette.. . Well she left,. She left me with a hell of a debt,. But no sweat,.

Cowboy Love

I wanna go two steppin',. With a good lookin' big black buck,. I want him to come and pick me up in his chevrolet pick-up truck,. And when we're on the dance floor his hat will rise high above,.

Couch Surfin'

I'm looking around. For a place to crash. Something simple that. Hasn't already been trashed. . If you let me stay here. I'll mow your lawn. Since I don't have a job.

Cinco De Mayo

The reverend Horton Heat - Cinco de Mayo. . Mjes si o to seto dollas. . Il westorpuer noemer warnaar. . Eres sito iso una. . Position corper frontiaar.

Callin' In Twisted

I'm calling in sick. I'm calling in twisted. I was drinking two-fisted. I'm sick. I'm calling in twisted. . Hanging with friends. We were doing slammers.