Sleeping on a park bench, in chilly October. Currently homeless from a recent foreclosure. I need a place to stay, you say you'll grant my wishes. I got no money but you tell me I can wash the dishes!.
Woah. Let's go. Listen up. . Last week me and Satchel were at the San Diego show. We were on our cougar hunt and I ended up with you. Dragged you to a dirty cage and threw you to the ground.
It is the future... year 6969. Somewhere out in Megaspace. The Pelozees of the Lesbodyke Nebula, in order to continue breeding after removal from the universe their last remaining enemy, men, created the PIL - Penile Impregnation Lingumbot. Rezark SP - a prototype PIL, accidentally launched into chrono-space during the hyperfiber wars, has programmed a self replicating evo-loop and drifts for a kilo-year, alone and sentient in a tele-operative trajectory above Planet Three-S: formerly known as Earth. Lowering his astrogate to Planet Three-S, Rezark SP, the last surviving chrononaut, has a bad case of bluballsium and one thing on his hydro-mind: pussy!.
If I was the King. I would get myself a bitchin' crown. And I'd make all the bitches call me Sir Michael Starr. I'd have a castle and a bitchin' throne.
If you really really really really love me,. then you really really really gotta show me.. Don't whine when I put it in your booty. or if I'm up all night playin Call of Duty.
Last night, I got so high. I think I had sex with the cable guy. Well I'll admit, it would've been funny,. But, that pole smoker stole all my drug money.
It's so fucking hot in here. But the devil doesn't care. The front row will be dripping wet. But satan won't even break a sweat. . He's in the car corning up the heat.
Don't you go potting a deal. Don't you buy a gucci chest. If it comes down to you or a pile of cash. I can tell you what she's gonna choose. The girls got her hands on a 2" ring.
She's got bitching blonde hair and big blue eyes. Our tour bus hit her now she's paralysed. I saw her sittin' by the stairs, crying in her wheelchair.
Well, I bet you never guessed. When you came to the show. You'd be getting on the bus with me. And doing some blow. your mama's in the parking lot. Looking for you.
There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance. There's a hole in the wall where you put your cock and balls. But you never really know who's sucking on the other side.
There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance. There's a hole in the wall where you put your cock and balls. But you never really know who's sucking on the other side.
The heart is cool. It's a magnificent machine and it don't have. a brain but it thinks that you're being too mean. And it don't have legs, which is sad, cuz it.
Oh yeah,. Uh, sexy. Oh yeah,. . Delivering pizza on a Saturday night. I was cranking Van Halen and looking tight. Ten extra sausage went to Shady Oak Drive.
I saw her drinking beer, eating peanuts by the bar. I was pretty desperate, and I knew she had a car. She said her name was Debby, she was a friend of Jenny Craig's.
I saw her drinking beer, eating peanuts by the bar. I was pretty desperate, and I knew she had a car. She said her name was Debby, she was a friend of Jenny Craig's.
I saw her drinking beer, eating peanuts by the bar. I was pretty desperate, and I knew she had a car. She said her name was Debby, she was a friend of Jenny Craig's.
Woah!. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha!. Woah!. . I went down on her last night. From what i understand baby thats alright. I didn't screw her and thats the truth but i eat that vagina through and through.
Here we go. . Whoa. . Ooo whooa. . She's looking good,. From head to toe. She's licking her paws. She's ready to go. Teeth like razors. And claws like knives,.
The donkey is gone. He's out on the loose. The trainer is dead. He hung himself with a noose. . Trainer looks happy. Face of elation. It's not suicide.