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All right!. Yeah!. C-c-come on!. . Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls. They look like the dorks that hang out at the malls. . Eminem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre.
I see you staring at me, just like I'm staring at you. I wanna go for a ride, up on your ass and your boobs. I want my cock up inside, on your Fallopian tubes.
I would give you the stars in the sky. But they're too far away. If you were a hooker, you'd know. I'd be happy to pay. If suddenly you were a guy. I'd be suddenly gay.
If you love your lady then here's some good advice. If you want her to stay with you then don't go treating her nice. If you buy her flowers she'll drop you twice as fast.
You said you wanted to open up the doors to our bedroom. You said my cock was nice but left a little too much headroom. So I called some of the boys and I set it up.
You said you wanted to open up the doors to our bedroom. You said my cock was nice but left a little too much headroom. So I called some of the boys and I set it up.
You said you wanted to open up the doors to our bedroom. You said my cock was nice but left a little too much headroom. So I called some of the boys and I set it up.
I'm in Tokyo. looking for a ho. Tried to score some blow. But I don't speak Japanese. Find a geisha girl. Take her for a whirl. Wrap a tuna roll on my dick.
Big vagina syndrome. is becoming a common disease. Ladies that have this affliction. are never easy to please. . If you poke someone with B.V.S.. there's not much you can do.
I fucked 17 girls in a row last night and 10 of them gave me head. I had to tip the maid a hundred dollar bill to clean the wet spot off the bed, yes I did.
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When I'm down I make a call.. Got the number written on the wall.. First it's busy then I try again.. Oh, who's she talking to, could it be him?. . I got the number and it starts to ring..
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Met a girl on Tinder, About a year ago. Ass felt like a beanbag, stinky down below. She never got a call back, I couldn't get on that fattie. Yeah, I went golfing 3 days later.
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