Related. . 27 Best Ever Songs From Movie Soundtracks. . Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody video hits 1 billion views on YouTube. . NEW SONG: Blink-182 - 'Happy Days' Lyrics.
Related. . Songs You Love If You Love Nerds. . Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody video hits 1 billion views on YouTube. . NEW SONG: Blink-182 - 'Happy Days' Lyrics.
The food will be great and the drinks will be free. and all the sexy girls 'll wanna party with me. The weed will be toked and Colombian coke. Will be snorted off some stripper boobs and that's no joke.
So you're big and kinda hairy. Like a monkey at the zoo. I don't care if you're a monkey. With an ass that's red and blue. Cause I'm gonna fuck you doggy-style.
Are you ready baby). (oooh). (ahh yeah). . Extra Extra read all about it. I wanna show you kinda something new. Now If your having trouble just getting a boner.
So you say you like candy canes. all the ladies do. Candy canes were meant for sucking. so don't you think about trying to chew. . How about a little eggnog.
Why in a world of ugly faces. Should I, be allowed to be so hot. So many people without talent. Yet I was born with all the magical gifts I got. . The perfect body, the perfect face.
Why in a world of ugly faces. Should I, be allowed to be so hot. So many people without talent. Yet I was born with all the magical gifts I got. . The perfect body, the perfect face.
I wanna make one thing crystal clear. When I want an ice cold beer. Get it real quick and say "Yes, dear". Those are the words that I wanna hear. . We'll get along you will see.
We are gonna do a brand fucking new song right now. that we've never ever played. that you've never even heard. this song is called "That's when you came in".
I'm the cyber-slutty sex bot made of steel. I am programmed to make all the b*tches squeal. I've got gluteus of aluminum and circuit board abs. I'm impervious to hackers, Chlamydia, and crabs.
Flip them burgers man!. . Strike one, I saw you winking at my friends,. I'll poke your damn eye so you'll never wink again, you'll never wink again,. .
I met you down at the Seventh Veil. The first night that I got out of jail. Your lips were red and your skin was pale. You were the one that I wanted to nail.
Ho ho ho!. Santa's gettin' ripped and he's lost some weight. He's on a low-carb diet and he's lookin' great. He's got a sack full of rubbers and you better believe.
every girl in the world has feminine needs. every day of the month a vagina bleeds. every man has balls filled with his seed. seeking out every hole is vagina greed.
Have sex (yeah!). With every female of the species you see. The end is near (yeah!). So don't you worry about the HIV. Get drunk (yeah!). Till you puke all over the floor.
Hey! You said the boys were gonna hang tonight. The guys are here but you ain't anywhere in sight. . Your excuses are getting pretty lame. The malady you suffer has a name.
When I was only three. My mama said to me. "Don't go to school with a skanky ho,. Or you're gonna get VD". . When I was seventeen. I boned a kooky bitch.
When I was only three. My mama said to me. "Don't go to school with a skanky ho,. Or you're gonna get VD". . When I was seventeen. I boned a kooky bitch.
If you don't golf that's okay. You can be a tiger anyways. Laugh through your teeth when things gets tough. Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah.