Last night, I got so high. I think I had sex with the cable guy. Well I'll admit, it would've been funny,. But, that pole smoker stole all my drug money.
It's so fucking hot in here. But the devil doesn't care. The front row will be dripping wet. But satan won't even break a sweat. . He's in the car corning up the heat.
Don't you go potting a deal. Don't you buy a gucci chest. If it comes down to you or a pile of cash. I can tell you what she's gonna choose. The girls got her hands on a 2" ring.
She's got bitching blonde hair and big blue eyes. Our tour bus hit her now she's paralysed. I saw her sittin' by the stairs, crying in her wheelchair.
Well, I bet you never guessed. When you came to the show. You'd be getting on the bus with me. And doing some blow. your mama's in the parking lot. Looking for you.
There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance. There's a hole in the wall where you put your cock and balls. But you never really know who's sucking on the other side.
There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance. There's a hole in the wall where you put your cock and balls. But you never really know who's sucking on the other side.
The heart is cool. It's a magnificent machine and it don't have. a brain but it thinks that you're being too mean. And it don't have legs, which is sad, cuz it.
Oh yeah,. Uh, sexy. Oh yeah,. . Delivering pizza on a Saturday night. I was cranking Van Halen and looking tight. Ten extra sausage went to Shady Oak Drive.
I saw her drinking beer, eating peanuts by the bar. I was pretty desperate, and I knew she had a car. She said her name was Debby, she was a friend of Jenny Craig's.
I saw her drinking beer, eating peanuts by the bar. I was pretty desperate, and I knew she had a car. She said her name was Debby, she was a friend of Jenny Craig's.
I saw her drinking beer, eating peanuts by the bar. I was pretty desperate, and I knew she had a car. She said her name was Debby, she was a friend of Jenny Craig's.
Woah!. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha!. Woah!. . I went down on her last night. From what i understand baby thats alright. I didn't screw her and thats the truth but i eat that vagina through and through.
Here we go. . Whoa. . Ooo whooa. . She's looking good,. From head to toe. She's licking her paws. She's ready to go. Teeth like razors. And claws like knives,.
The donkey is gone. He's out on the loose. The trainer is dead. He hung himself with a noose. . Trainer looks happy. Face of elation. It's not suicide.
"If I met a milf today & she asked if I was into fitness. I would answer, "Yes, fit'n'iss cock in your mouth. . Related. . 11 Delicious Misheard Lyrics About Food.
All right!. Yeah!. C-c-come on!. . Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls. They look like the dorks that hang out at the malls. . Eminem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre.
I see you staring at me, just like I'm staring at you. I wanna go for a ride, up on your ass and your boobs. I want my cock up inside, on your Fallopian tubes.
I would give you the stars in the sky. But they're too far away. If you were a hooker, you'd know. I'd be happy to pay. If suddenly you were a guy. I'd be suddenly gay.
If you love your lady then here's some good advice. If you want her to stay with you then don't go treating her nice. If you buy her flowers she'll drop you twice as fast.