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The Stocking Song
So you say you like candy canes. all the ladies do. Candy canes were meant for sucking. so don't you think about trying to chew. . How about a little eggnog.
The Burden Of Being Wonderful
Why in a world of ugly faces. Should I, be allowed to be so hot. So many people without talent. Yet I was born with all the magical gifts I got. . The perfect body, the perfect face.
The Burden Of Being Wonderful [explicit]
Why in a world of ugly faces. Should I, be allowed to be so hot. So many people without talent. Yet I was born with all the magical gifts I got. . The perfect body, the perfect face.
That's What Girls Are For
I wanna make one thing crystal clear. When I want an ice cold beer. Get it real quick and say "Yes, dear". Those are the words that I wanna hear. . We'll get along you will see.
That's When You Came In [explicit]
We are gonna do a brand fucking new song right now. that we've never ever played. that you've never even heard. this song is called "That's when you came in".
Supersonic Sex Machine
I'm the cyber-slutty sex bot made of steel. I am programmed to make all the b*tches squeal. I've got gluteus of aluminum and circuit board abs. I'm impervious to hackers, Chlamydia, and crabs.
Ten Strikes You're Out
Flip them burgers man!. . Strike one, I saw you winking at my friends,. I'll poke your damn eye so you'll never wink again, you'll never wink again,. .
Stripper Girl
I met you down at the Seventh Veil. The first night that I got out of jail. Your lips were red and your skin was pale. You were the one that I wanted to nail.
Sexy Santa
Ho ho ho!. Santa's gettin' ripped and he's lost some weight. He's on a low-carb diet and he's lookin' great. He's got a sack full of rubbers and you better believe.
She's On The Rag
every girl in the world has feminine needs. every day of the month a vagina bleeds. every man has balls filled with his seed. seeking out every hole is vagina greed.
Party Like Tomorrow Is The End Of The World
Have sex (yeah!). With every female of the species you see. The end is near (yeah!). So don't you worry about the HIV. Get drunk (yeah!). Till you puke all over the floor.
Pussywhipped
Hey! You said the boys were gonna hang tonight. The guys are here but you ain't anywhere in sight. . Your excuses are getting pretty lame. The malady you suffer has a name.
Party All Day (f*ck All Night)
When I was only three. My mama said to me. "Don't go to school with a skanky ho,. Or you're gonna get VD". . When I was seventeen. I boned a kooky bitch.
Party All Day (fuck All Night)
When I was only three. My mama said to me. "Don't go to school with a skanky ho,. Or you're gonna get VD". . When I was seventeen. I boned a kooky bitch.
Just Like Tiger Woods
If you don't golf that's okay. You can be a tiger anyways. Laugh through your teeth when things gets tough. Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah.
Let Me Come In
Sleeping on a park bench, in chilly October. Currently homeless from a recent foreclosure. I need a place to stay, you say you'll grant my wishes. I got no money but you tell me I can wash the dishes!.
It Won't Suck Itself
Woah. Let's go. Listen up. . Last week me and Satchel were at the San Diego show. We were on our cougar hunt and I ended up with you. Dragged you to a dirty cage and threw you to the ground.
In The Future
It is the future... year 6969. Somewhere out in Megaspace. The Pelozees of the Lesbodyke Nebula, in order to continue breeding after removal from the universe their last remaining enemy, men, created the PIL - Penile Impregnation Lingumbot. Rezark SP - a prototype PIL, accidentally launched into chrono-space during the hyperfiber wars, has programmed a self replicating evo-loop and drifts for a kilo-year, alone and sentient in a tele-operative trajectory above Planet Three-S: formerly known as Earth. Lowering his astrogate to Planet Three-S, Rezark SP, the last surviving chrononaut, has a bad case of bluballsium and one thing on his hydro-mind: pussy!.
If I Was The King
If I was the King. I would get myself a bitchin' crown. And I'd make all the bitches call me Sir Michael Starr. I'd have a castle and a bitchin' throne.
If You Really Really Love Me
If you really really really really love me,. then you really really really gotta show me.. Don't whine when I put it in your booty. or if I'm up all night playin Call of Duty.
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