You said you wanted to open up the doors to our bedroom. You said my cock was nice but left a little too much headroom. So I called some of the boys and I set it up.
You said you wanted to open up the doors to our bedroom. You said my cock was nice but left a little too much headroom. So I called some of the boys and I set it up.
You said you wanted to open up the doors to our bedroom. You said my cock was nice but left a little too much headroom. So I called some of the boys and I set it up.
I'm in Tokyo. looking for a ho. Tried to score some blow. But I don't speak Japanese. Find a geisha girl. Take her for a whirl. Wrap a tuna roll on my dick.
Big vagina syndrome. is becoming a common disease. Ladies that have this affliction. are never easy to please. . If you poke someone with B.V.S.. there's not much you can do.
I fucked 17 girls in a row last night and 10 of them gave me head. I had to tip the maid a hundred dollar bill to clean the wet spot off the bed, yes I did.
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When I'm down I make a call.. Got the number written on the wall.. First it's busy then I try again.. Oh, who's she talking to, could it be him?. . I got the number and it starts to ring..
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Met a girl on Tinder, About a year ago. Ass felt like a beanbag, stinky down below. She never got a call back, I couldn't get on that fattie. Yeah, I went golfing 3 days later.
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Tie a couple lassos around those tits. Pour syrup on her ass like she's chicken and grits. Make her wear a mask like Nikki Sixx. Bring a german shepherd on into the mix.
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