+Won't You Come Home, Disraeli. When Benjamin Disraeli was Prime Minister of England,. And good old Queen Victoria was the Queen,. Whenever she would need him for official palace business,.
+When I Was A Lad. When I was a lad I went to Yale,. And I knew then that I could never fail.. For I studied very hard and furthermore,. I polished up the apple for the professor..
(parody of "Winchester Cathedral" by The New Vaudeville Band). No more-a my dough,. No more-a my dough,. No more-a my dough-de-o-dough.. Westchester Hadassah,.
Turn back the clock. And recall what you did. Back on the block where. You lived as a kid.. And if you think every kid nowadays. Is a nut or a kook or a fool,.
(based on "There's No Business Like Show Business"). The man I chose to govern me. And twenty million others. Is not from Yale or Harvard,. He's from dear old Warner Brothers..
+The Twelve Gifts of Christmas. On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me. A Japanese transistor radio.. On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
(parody of "The Continental (You Kiss While You're Dancing)" by Leo. Reisman & His. Orchestra, from the movie "The Gay Divorce"). Beautiful molars....
+The Let's All Call Up AT&T And Protest To The President March. It's the "The Let's All Call Up AT&T And Protest To The President March.". Can you see him smirking and smiling?.
This is the start of the Laarge Daark Aardvark Song.. (bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum, bum, yeah yeah yeah!). There is a large dark aardvark in the park,.
+The Dropouts' March. (No more pencils, no more books,. No more teachers' dirty looks.. Dropouts! dropouts! Yeah team!). On, dropouts, down the field,.
Oh, I'm on the Drinking Man's Diet,. It came from a book I was loaned.. It's really terrific and quite scientific. And I'm half stoned.. For breakfast some cornflakes and vodka,.
+The Bronx Bird Watcher. On a branch of a tree sat a little tomtit,. Singing willow, tit willow, tit willow.. An uncomfortable place for a boidie to sit,.
(parody of "That Old Black Magic" by Glenn Miller & His Orchestra,. from the movie "Star-Spangled Rhythm"). That old back scratcher has me in its spell,.
(parody of "Strangers In The Night" by Frank Sinatra). Soupy doopy doop,. Oh soupy doopy.. Soupy doopy doop,. Oh soupy doopy.. Strange things in my soup,.
(parody of "Spanish Flea" by Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass). It's good to be a Spanish flea.. The Spanish dogs all scratch at me.. I make my home in a spaniel.
Keep off the grass.. Children at play.. No deposit, no return.. No casting today.. Wait for the dialtone.. Do not fold, do not bend.. Do not open till Christmas..
+Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other. She wheels her wheelbarrow. Through streets that are narrow,. Her barrow is narrow, her hips are too wide..
+Shine On, Harvey Bloom. My name is Mr. Bloom, and I'm from New Rochelle,. And I sing this happy tune,. Because my son, the astronaut, young Harvey Bloom,.
(parody of "Secret Love" by Doris Day, from the movie "Calamity Jane"). Once I had a secret code,. Where A was B, and B was G.. G was K, and K was J;.
[ Intro ]. Time to hit the Dance floor,. Forget it all, Just let it go. We party rock, we dance a lot. So DJ let the bass drop... . (Yeah ...... So). Let's hit the Party,.