+I Can't Dance. I can't dance.. I can't dance.. Besides, I'm two feet shorter than the girls are.. All these dancing parties are just plain dumb.. When they asked, I should have said, "I can't come.".
+Hungarian Goulash No. 5. If you like Hungarian food,. They have a goulash which is very good.. Or if you wish a dish that's Chinese,. Somewhere down in Column B there's lobster Cantonese..
+Holiday For States. There are songs about Montana,. And New York and Indiana,. But the song the nation patiently awaits. Is the song I now will bring you,.
+Here's To The Crabgrass. Here's to the crabgrass,. Here's to the mortgage,. In fact, here's to Suburbia.. Lay down your briefcase,. Far from the rat race,.
+Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh. (A Letter From Camp). Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh,. Here I am at Camp Granada.. Camp is very entertaining,. And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining..
"Headaches". Headaches, headaches.. Aspirin commercials give me headaches.. Just when I'm feeling chipper as you please,. That's when they show me all my sinus cavities..
Trust in me, just in me. Shut your eyes and trust in me. You can sleep safe and sound. Knowing I am around. Slip into silent slumber. Sail on a silver mist.
+Harvey And Sheila. Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila,. Oh, the day they met.. Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila,.
Look for the bare necessities. The simple bare necessities. Forget about your worries and your strife. I mean the bare necesseties. Old Mother Nature's recipes.
+Hail To Thee, Fat Person. I would like to explain how it came to pass that I got fat.. Ladies and gentlemen, I got fat as a public service.. When I was a child, my mother said to me,.
We're your friends, we're your friends. We're your friends to the bitter end. . When you're alone, who comes around. To pluck you up when you are down.
+Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb, Grow. Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb, fatter, fatter.. Pile the potatoes on your platter.. Listen to me, 'cause I'm your hubby.. I just adore you plump and chubby..
My own home, My own home. My own home, My own home. Father's hunting in the forest. Mother's cooking in the home. . I must go to fetch the water. 'Til the day that I am grown.
+Green Stamps. Thrill me with your Green Stamps.. I love your little Green Stamps.. I took collecting Green Stamps.. I love the way they look.. Oh how I love to pick them..
Sung:. Now I'm the king of the swingers. Oh, the Jungle VIP. I've reached the top and had to stop. And that's what's been bothering me. I wanna be a man, a mancub.
+Good Advice. I know a man named Otis who invented a room,. And his heart was filled with pride.. I said to Mr. Otis, "What does your room do?". He said, "It goes from side to side.".
Spoken:. Hup 2, 3, 4. Keep it up 2, 3, 4. Company sound off!. Sung:. Oh, the aim of our patrol. Is a question rather droll. For to march and drill. over field and hill.
"Eight Foot Two, Solid Blue". Last night I met a man from Mars, and he was very sad.. He said, "Won't you help me find my girl friend, please?". So I asked him, "What does she look like?",.
Way down in your bones baby. It's written in blood. So light the candles. And beat on the drums. No matter what you try to sell me. They're never gonna give.
(parody of "Chim Chim Cheree" by Dick Van Dyke,. from the movie "Mary Poppins"). Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim-chim-cheree;. Those are three words that don't make sense to me..