From. dali!caesar.cs.montana.edu!ogicse!emory!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!microsoft!phillipg. Thu Dec 7 15:45:23 MST 1989. Article 7149 of rec.humor:.
+Rat Fink. F.. I say F-I.. F-I-N.. F-I-N-K.. Fink.. F-I-N-K, fink, fink, fink, fink.. R.. I say R-A.. R-A-T.. R-A-T-T.. Rat.. R-A-T-T F-I-N-K, rat fink..
There are times when I fall through. I cant feel the love in you. I know that I'm pushing you. Away from the man you knew. . Its not always black and white.
+Pop Hates The Beatles. My daughter needs a new phonograph.. She wore out all the needles.. Besides, I broke the old one in half.. I hate the Beatles..
Plan ahead!. Plan ahead!. That's what the wise man said.. Success is hard to win, but you can win it. If you do a lot of thinking in advance and make the necessary.
+Pills. There are pills that make you happy.. There are pills that make you blue.. There are pills to kill your streptococci.. There are pills to cure your cockeye too..
+One Hippopotami. One hippopotami cannot get on a bus,. Because one hippopotami is two hippopotamus.. And if you have two goose, that makes one geese..
+No One's Perfect. We would now like to salute all of the beautiful singing groups. all over the world.. When the Norman Luboff Chorus. Sings a song like this (like this, like this, like this).
Sweet Revile/The Test Dream. Brandon Espinoza. . Reaching the great disconnect. our slates. in need of coming clean. im bleaching out the stains. Breath in,hold,now let it out.
Blood!. Blood!. . My son, the vampire,. he'll make you a wreck.. Every time he kisses you,. there'll be two holes in your neck.. . Blood!. Blood!. . My son, the vampire,.
Sole Untamed. Brandon Espinoza/Jeff Frost. . Hell starved were following the storm. our souls are scentless between sun & the dust. riding high into a steel oblivion.
My Aunt Minnie bought a mini-skirt,. A mini-skirt,. A mini-skirt.. She's too skinny for a mini-skirt.. Such a skinny creature. Shouldn't feature such a feature.
+Mexican Hat Dance. Oh Americans dance on a dance floor.. And the Spaniards, they dance on a table.. And the Russians, they dance on a saber.. But the Mexicans dance on their hats..
Belly Of The Swarm. Brandon Espinoza. . Crawling out of darkness. leaving behind weakness. coming in at ten miles high. devouring all in the way. . braking, branches off your family tree.
+Lotsa Luck. When you're driving through the desert, and your car runs out of gas,. Lotsa luck, pal, lotsa luck.. When you try to stop some strangers they will holler as they pass,.
+Little Butterball. I'm called Little Butterball,. Dear Little Butterball,. 'Though I could never tell why.. My calories mount.. My cholesterol count.
+Kiss of Myer. Di-de-di-de-di-de-di. (di-de-di-de-di-de-di). Di-de-di-de-di-de-di. (di-de-di-de-di-de-di). Di-de-di-de-di-de-di. (di-de-di-de-di-de-di).
+J. C. Cohen. Listen, all you children, to my sad refrain,. About a subway conductor on a runaway train.. Squeezing people into cars, he won his fame..
(parody of "It's A Most Unusual Day" by Ray Noble & His Orchestra,. from the movie "A Date With Judy"). It's a most unusual play;. Feel like throwing my tickets away,.
(parody of "If I Were A Rich Man" from Fiddler On The Roof). Oh, New York is changing.. Wherever you look,. Big tall buildings by Tishman. Tishman, ahh....