We got EAP in the house tonight, Edgar Allan Poe. America's favorite anti-transcendentalist. We're taking this back, way back. Nineteenth century style.
TJ. Clubballi nodidhe ninna. manasalli kaadidhe inna. mukha swalpa thorisi hoge. ooh nanna muddhina chinna. ninagaagi kaayuve naanu. neenilladhe mathinnenu.
Hey England, let's kick it. . Cops without guns and the NME. Should I watch the BBC or should I watch the BBC?. Look at these crazy coins, is this Lord of the Rings?.
Hes a no exit G in the place to be. He goes to Stanford University. And since Kindergarten he acquired knowledge. And after twelve grade he went straight to college.
Hey England... let's kick it.. . Cops without guns and the NME.. Should I watch the BBC or should I watch the BBC?. Look at these crazy coins, is this Lord of the Rings?.
Internet relationships are not real. Your heart, people steal but identities conceal. So heres a tale of warning for girls and boys. Laptop computers can be dangerous toys.
And people tried to put us down. When iTunes bumped a post-cold war sound. My generation sat at the mecca of malls. Times Square, I'm there, Via com installs.
One night, backstage at Irving Plaza at a Madball show. . Hey yo, Ill Bill, will you sign this for me?. I found it at Amoeba, its the Green CD. No doubt kid, whats your name? Its MC Lars.
My friend Aileen made a time machine. But was keen on keeping it shiny clean. To travel back in time had always been my dream. So, I hatched a scheme and jacked the pod like Ween.
Check this C major. . Comin' straight outta Stockholm, a fun boy named Lars. Survived Loma Prieta, mad cow and SARS. I hit you with these flows like your name was Nancy Kerrigan.
Oh snap, you know this track is fly. So get crunked up and don't ask why. Post rap, post punk, post Kurt Cobain. Post Kool Moe Dee post House of Pain.
9 o'clock class feels like five. Asleep at three, so sleep deprived. Stat-60 satisfies 2C. The math GER, not the one for me. . The Central Limit Theorem? Speak English.
You can take away my space ship. You can take away my space suit. You can even take away my space lasers. But you can never, ever take away my space game.
Humphrey, the whale should have GPS. Humphrey, the whale should get GPS. . Humphrey, the whale should have GPS. Humphrey, the whale should get GPS. . So youre not stuck in the Sacramento Delta, Humphrey.
Move over Kevin Bacon cause Ive got a new game. Its called 'Six Degrees Of Kurt Cobain'. The man was an icon of Generation X. A sound between Joy Division and NOFX.
MC Lars is more punk than you. Go. . Books about Evanescence. (Are not punk rock). Guns n' Roses watches. (Are not punk rock). . Hello Kitty iPod cases.
Once upon a time, in the city of Los Angeles. "Marty, Marty, listen to me. Bring me something the kids will cry for. Get out there, and get us stoked".
It's off the hook home slice, like a lucky fish.. All I wish is that you taste this like a Swedish dish.. It's the L-A-R-S, H-O double-R I-S.... and I represent CV, and yes I must confess:.
The following is an entirely fictional account. Any similarities between people living or dead. Is entirely coincidental. Just kidding. . She fell from the sky.
Club promoter: Lars you're on in ten minutes. You ready?. MC Lars: I guess but... I still got to write some lyrics.. Club promoter: Alright, just remember it's crunk night..