Couldn't Keep The Pizza Lit

Some girl's banging on my door the other day at four o'clock in the morning. I was like, "What in the world?" You know? So I got up and let her out. Tell you what, I was madder than Janet Reno's blind date..

Come All Yee Little Imigrants

Come all yee illegal Imigrants. Come and get them green cards. And learn some damn English. And then how to drive.

Christmas Commentary

Get a job, you bum bum bum bum. money dont grow on trees, you bum bum bum bum,. . Silent Farts, Deadly Farts,. All was calm, Not for long,. . Oh come on ye little forner C.

Call A Doctor

Call the doctor, Earl is bleeding. Tried to pet my pit bull Sam. That stupid moron he knows better. Now he's in the doctors office. And he don't got no fricken hand.

Blue Balls

blue balls,. blue balls,. it is doller night at the titty club. . see them dance, on my pants,. soon it will be, bathroom time..

A Letter To Shania Twain

Last Christmas I went up, Niceville. For a little vacation, and boy I love Shania Twain. Boy I tell you what, oh she makes me hornier. Than a retard watchin' baywatch.

A Letter To Santy Claus

What the crap you gay saaannnty claus. you get on my pissing nerve. Every Christmas night while im drinking my millwalke. I hear some damn noise on my hose top. So you fag stay away from house. and if you dont ill beat the piss out of you..

A Set Of Replies

i'm forcing feelings with replies. and i'm coercing your despise. with all my efforts nullifiedbut not without a fight X5. . and i don't want to listen.

Through The Fire

I will take it to the wire now. Until every race is run. I'll go straight into the fire now. Until every day is done. Voices say, break away. Live the night as if each moment.

Take It Higher

When I watch you walk away. I can hear the words you say. In another time and place. Just a renegade. . 'Cause it's something that you knew. Make it right-make it true.

Mind Over Matter

Mind over matter. Will make a winner. Mind over matter. Be the bigger. . When we look inside. Then we will win or lose or draw. Everything we are-you know.

Why

One In A Million You

Love had played its games on me so long. I started to believe I'd never find anyone. Doubt had tried to convince me to give in. Said you can't win. . But one day the sun it came shinin' through.

A One In A Million

Love had played its games on me so long. I started to believe I'd never find anyone. Doubt had tried to convince me to give in. Said, "You can't win".

Statues Without Hearts

Statues without hearts stones with no feelin'. Playin' out a part never feelin' what we say. Statues without hearts stones with no feelin'. That's what we'll become if we let love get away.

Penny Annie

Rag tag little girl with big blue eyes and golden hair. Barely stands three feet above the ground. Dancin' for a handout at the Crockett County Fair. She cast a spell on everyone around.

Night Time Magic

Night time magic woman got a hold on me. Night and day I pray that your magic won't let me be. I'm a prisoner of love and I never wanna be set free. I never wanna be set free.

Houston (means I'm One Day Closer To You)

Houston. Houston means that I'm a one day closer to you. Oh, honey, Houston. Houston means the last day of the tour and we're through. . Well honey, you and God in heaven above.

Delta Dirt

I wandered far away from the place. Where I was born and raised. I suffered through the Oklahoma dry lands. And through New York City's cold and rainy days.

Go Fish: Volume 2

The name's Y-O-D, not Lil Uzi Vert. The Floozies come to me ass naked in the loosely shirt. We dedicated and playing it tight. Not talkin 'bout the ball players but I got my Brandon Wright.