Hey!. Hey you know here I am. I'm here now. Here I am, I'm standing. I'm right here. Here I am, on my legs. I'm standing, standing here. Under me there is a place.
Somethin' strange is a'happenin' here. My baby's actin' mighty queer. I picked her up to go to the show. We sat back in the very last row. I went out to buy some coke.
Psychopathic killer in the summertime. Psychopathic killer oh yeah, oh yeah.. Psychopathic killer in the summertime. Psychopathic killer oh yeah, oh yeah..
Du sagst Du fehlst mir. und ich wünsch mich Dich hierher.. Deine Haut fühl ich immer noch,. wie ein Stern flogen wir so hoch.. . Du warst wie mein Tageslicht.
Hello everyone. My name is Gary Coleman. And a lot of you remember me as that little black kid on Different Strokes. But there's another, darker side of me that a lot of you don't know about. And that's the fact that I was born without a torso. That's right! And millions of children are born without torsos every year, and the number is growing..
We need 30 million sandwiches and 60 million cokes. We're gonna have a party with those crazy Third World folks. We're gonna have an egg toss and play some hide and seek.
There's a power within me. there's an empire down below. where energy and miracles. are free and often flow. . So come on everyody now. . men, women, young and old.
White and black, the friendly bears of China. White and black, they rarely reproduce. What shall be done about these Chinese bears?. What shall be done about these friendly bears?.
Down in the mine it's dark and it's damp. Your legs will be bent and your buttocks will cramp. Dust will get into your eyes and your pants. And make your underwear filthy..
My mama told me. She said, "Son, please beware. There's this thing called love. And it's everywhere". . She told me, "It can break your heart. And put you in misery".
Tell me I'm wrong. About losing you. Tell me I'm wrong. This just can't be true. . I know you're dying down. Because it's so plain to see, oh yeah. I know you're gonna drop me.
You're my little curry puff. I'm your vindaloo man. I want to take you where samosas run wild. And lay you in a bed of nan.. . I'm lying here in my pajamas.
He lives down by the furnace. Janitor, Janitor. And he makes the young kids nervous. Janitor, Janitor. He tells everybody to call him Tony. But he smells like oil, and his ass is bony.
He was little but we loved him. He was small but he was swell. He was tiny, how he teased me. Guess he knew how to ring my bell. . He was my midget love slave.
Two gameshow announcers meet on the street. . Hi Bob, how are you?. . Just fine Bill. But I see you have put on a little weight, ever since you got your brand new GAS B-B-QUE!.
Well, my mother was a mule. and my father was a squirrel. my sister's a boy,. and I am a girl. . Circus Freaks (repeat 1). Yeah!. Circus Freaks (repeat 1).
G. Cormier. On the left weighing in 170 pounds. is yesterday's winner but he's wearing a frown. I don't think this is what it's meant to be. but I'll go another round just to make you see.
I'm the only gay Eskimo,. I'm the only one I know.. I'm the only gay Eskimo,. In my tribe!. I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka,. But all I want to do is get into his parka..
I'll buy you an electric car. So we can go out and look at the stars some time. I'll adopt a Third World family. And we can send them letters at Christmas time.
G. Cormier. I found a key on the front porch so I let myself in. I see that you've kept things the way they've always been. but there's one thing that's different than it use to be.