My First Wedding

This is my first wedding, can I hope it is my last?. Things would be fantastic if me and the bride didn't have a past. So, I stand by the buffet and submerse myself in brie.

Wait A Minute You Fool

Well you push, and you shove, you think it's all one way. And you act like you thought the world would end today. I've got to tell you, I've got to spell it out for you.

Sperminator / Septic Oral Sex

User Friendly

Our Tara's what people today would call 'user friendly'. She dunno when to say "no". Her boyfriend, Rupert, 's in insurance. And thinks Ireland should be towed out into the Atlantic.

Set It Off

[Intro:]. Ohh Heh! (2x). Ohh Ohh Ehh! (7x). . [Verse 1: Kardinal Offishall]. Yo! Im tryin not to wear three Xs no more. Its ok Kardinal stand 64. You can hear the insecurity in my voice right.

Profane Martyr

Suppurated boils cover your face. Gushing down your chin, superabundant. Pus. Epileptic scraggly limbs leave a weightless impression. Nailed to a wooden cross.

Up In The World

You've come up in the world. And it's all to your credit. You made somethin' of your life like you always said you would. But what ever happened to. The girl I used to know.

Let's Talk About It - Clipse

). . [Intro]. I'm gettin' in the groove now, so I'm like, givin it my own shit now. Alright, Could the drummer have some, y'all?. Could the drummer have some more?.

Portable Gasstove

Sick perverted threesome. Entering the station once known. As a peaceful and quiet. Residence for truck drivers. . Portable Gasstove, run for your life.

Unmarried Mother

Sitting in the waiting room. Of the Department of Social Security. Waiting for her name to be called out. So that she may secure their charity.. . She never thought that love.

Pit Of Grubs

In a pit of grubds, I lie. They're eating my flesh, I will die. Always wanted to end this way. My own deathwish, I have to obey.

Like I Love You

Just something about you. The way I'm lookin' at you whatever. You keep lookin' at me. You gettin' scared now, right?. Don't fear me baby, it's just destiny.

Twenty Minutes

I wonder what we'll be doin' and. Where we might be. When they hit the button and. All hell is set free.. . Will the kids be in school?. Will you be on your own?.

Pissing Out The Seasons

Pissing out the seasons. Dragging on, endlessly. Pissing out the seasons. No end to grim reality. . Pain is pouring down on and on. Imbalance on baily bases.

The Appointment

Lie with me my darling. We'll talk of burning things. The black urgency of the horses' eyes. Melted in the street. . The faint smell of hibiscus. The cracks around your lips.

Young Boy

I'm a tell you what I'm talking bout. When I was a young boy. My mama always told me don't take no shit. Motherfucker hit you then you better hit him back.

Misanthropigs

It's never enough. And never will be. All this useless gate, sickens me. . Fuckin' misanthropigs putting down every race. Never questioning themselves.

Turbo

Have you got a turbo wrist watch?. Got a turbo vacuum?. Have you got a turbo washing machine?. An' a turbo car?. When you ask 'em what it means. They look blank and say "it's the latest thing"..

Rear Vision Mirror

I think the last time that I saw him was. West of the border where the trees are black and. Blue is not the colour of the sky. . Hands buried deep in the pockets of his jeans.

Trousers

This is a story about a pair or trousers. It deals with a lack of a sense of humour. Or rather a lack of imagination . .. . I would like to know, where you put my trousers.