Cheatin' Is

Cheatin' is a thing that starts when you bring. Two lonely people face to face with a brand new kiss. She blames him, he blames her. But neither one is ever quite sure which way it really is.

(when You Close Your Eyes) I'll Make You See

If I could just get you to love me one more time. For just a moment have you here with me. With your sweet lips next to mine you lose all track of time.

She Didn't Like Me (but She Loved My Money)

Prettiest one never talked to me. Bought her a coke and Jim Bean. Sting of bourbon on her lips. Big tab and twenty dollar tip. She put her hand on my thigh.

Roy's Ramble

Lord, Don't Let Me Die In A Cheap Motel

Picking for the wait staff again, baring my soul up on stage. Where my guitar's my only friend. Slurring the words to a hit song from a bottle that never ends.

Killer On The Lamb

We were twins to be born that day. But I could never let it be that way. Mamas life line proved a good noose. With a taste for killing, I was on the loose.

I'm Trying To Quit, But I Just Quit Trying

Adam, you like having a drink or two. Sometimes twenty if you're feelin' blue. Sometimes one in the morning, so you can get out of bed. Ya like Jim, ya like Jack, ya like Makers Mark.

I'm At Home Getting Hammered (while She's Out Getting Nailed)

We started in the morning, carried well into the night. Throwing dirty dishes with all our might. Sad commentary on a marriage that has failed. Im at home getting hammered while shes out getting nailed.

Honeymoon Song

We were shoveling sunshine. The hard times were the good times. In the back of a good times van. Wedding ring was fresh on your hand. . I guess you were a little shy.

Freebird

If I'll leave here tomorrow. Would you still remember me?. For I must be traveling on, now. 'Cause there's too many places I've got to see. . If I stay here with you, girl.

Slip On By

Early morning by the riverside. Saw an old man waiting for a bite. We started talking and he took me back in time. He said I was young and thought I'd always be.

Getting Even

Give me something beautiful. I'll break it. Give me half a chance to make a mess. I'll make it. And give me love like hers. I'll forsake it. That's the kind of fool I am.

All Country On You

Had 'em dressed in their Sunday best calling me dirty words. Had a few drive by shootin' me the bird. Night-stalking me, callin' my phone blowing up. Going all Carrie Underwood on my truck.

Shallow End Of The Gene Pool

(Emily Kaitz). My Daddy was a man of letters. My Mama was a head of state. And when they got their chromosomes together. They gave me all of their recessive traits.

Old Blevins

(Hank Card/Conrad Deisler). We had a little quarrel, she and I. She told me just to curl up and die. I crept out to drown my sorrows. At a joint called no tomorrows.

Mourning Edition

(Hank Card/Conrad Deisler. The dollar is falling on the japanese market. The Nikei industrial average is shooting up like a rocket. Nervous investors satisfying their craving for yen.

Last Words

The curtain of darkness is fallin. And my friends are all here at my side.. Are those the sweet voices of angels. As I rise on that heavenly tide?. . All hearts overflowin with sadness.

Irving

(Hank Card/Kristen Nelson). Darling, do you talk to Irving when you're here alone?. What are all these calls to Irvine on the telephone?. Just then that phone rang; as I picked it up I knew.

Half A Man

(Hank Card/Conrad Deisler). I was one tough nut until the day you made me crack. I was one tough customer until you paid me back. I was one tough cookie 'til I crumbled in your hand.

Gingrich The Newt

(Hank Card). We'd like to set the record straight by singing of the newt. For newts are open-minded; they are flexible and cute. A newt can breathe in water and a newt can breathe on land.