Alright spring breakers, you know what time it is. I'm gonna need all the hot girls to come onto the stage right now. Fellas, let me hear you make some noise.
Yo! It's The Lonely Island. We got our man Jorm. Kiv's in the house. And me? You know who the "f" I am. And if not, let me spell it out. They call me.
Reach for the stars!. . You stand on a distant planet. Skyline of red plateaus. Strange air and vegetation. You're a winner!. . Welcome to the Space Olympics.
Yeah, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay. We at it again, everybody now. Hands in the air, it's a stick up, stick up. No funny business or you get lit up, lit up.
Yeah, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay. We at it again, everybody now. Hands in the air, it's a stick up, stick up. No funny business or you get lit up, lit up.
Decisions. This was the hardest day of my life. Should I stay or should I go?. Help me, Lord, to decide. . Three blocks from home when she caught my eye.
Get ready for a whale of a time Shamu. My whole team coming clean shampoo. These dudes is comic relief, whoopie. And I'm the motherfucking monster cookie.
Here's a little story that I think you'll like. It's not about Shaq or Iron Mike. So buckle your seat belts it's gonna get choppy. And listen to the tale of the time I fought Rocky.
Oh! Its been a long time coming.. Two of the worlds greatest.. Americas sweetheart, Ms. Reba McEntire. (Yeah, yeah. How ya doing Andy?). Were about to take it to the top. (Hoo hoo hoo hoo.).
Jah! Rastafarianism. Yes I, Ras Trent. Ba-da ding-ding-ding-ding whoa!. Who dem?. You no want test me champion sound. . Oh fire pon Babylon. And fire pon a batty boy.
These days, a lot a cats is outta line. Seems to me, like they need to get punched. Yeah, but where you gonna punch em?. Yo, the choice is obvious. . I'll punch you in the jeans.
Yeah. This beat remind me of back in the day. Sunshine chillin'. Man, tell em about your perfect Saturday. . Woke up at ten, no worries at all. Another sunny day in LA, that's time we roll.
Hey whats up man. Uh not much dude. Hey are you ready for the party tonight. Ya man i already got a case of santana champain. So it should be good. Oh nice.
No, oh. No homo!. No, oh. No homo!. . When you put your faith in one guy. Sometimes he'll make you happy. Sometimes he'll make you cry. . No, oh. No homo (No homo, no homo).
Hey man. Hey,. Dude you're looking pretty swoll' have you been working out?. Uh Yeah! Why you looking?. Oh no not like that man I mean no homo. Oh no homo cool.
[Parnell]. We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman.. . [Portman]. Hello.. . [Parnell]. So, Natalie, what's the day in life of Natalie Portman like?.
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Lonely Island, we got the whole family here. Time to meet the crew yall. My name is Worm, you could call me J August. Ride around town bumpin Fugees in a tortoise.
This one goes out. From the bottom of our hearts. To the most important lady in our lives. It's time to pay some respect. I hope you proud of us. 'Cause we're proud of you.