Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review. No problem. So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?. Absolutely, I'm the boss.
Oh yeah, oh yeah. Words and truth. . One fine evening on the sandy coast. The feeling was irie 'round the drum circle. When the wisest Rasta I ever saw.
Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon. Call Parnell just to see how he's doin (hello?). What up, parns? (yo samberg, what's crackin'). You thinkin' what I'm thinkin' (narnia!) man it's happenin'.
Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon. Call Parnell just to see how he's doin (hello?). What up, parns? (yo samberg, what's crackin'). You thinkin' what I'm thinkin' (narnia!) man it's happenin'.
One, two, thre. . I like to kick it. I'm a karate guy. Kiai, Kiai. I like to kick it. I'm a karate guy. Kiai, Kiai. . We kick it. Like karate guys. Got the drinks and the ladies and the party ice.
"Hello, welcome to the party". "Hi, I've never met you before.". "I know.". . Just 2 guys and we're having a good time. (Having a good time, having a good time).
Lock eyes from across the room. Down my drink while the rhythms boom. Take your hand and skip the names. No need here for the silly games. . Make our way through the smoke and crowd.
Whoa!. I can't believe we're in Japan!. Look at all the lights!. The food!. The people!. Wow!. . We're three cool white friends in Japan (Japan!). We've never been to Japan.
Guys, Michael Bolton is here. Oh great, send him in.. Hey guys. Hey, thanks for coming.. How's it goin'?. I'm really sorry I'm late. I just got caught up watching the Pirates of the Caribbean marathon.
Watch out, watch out. It's Conner!. . I've got it all and I'm gettin' more. But I never fall, beat 'em all. 'Cause you know I'm so humble. I'm so humble, I'm so humble.
Incredible thoughts. Incredible minds. I'm so overwhelmed. How did my brain conceive them?. . A snow-white dove in the pitch-black night. A rain drop falls from tremendous heights.
Now let's take a trip down memory lane. Back to junior high school where it all began. Three bad little kids raising hell at school. We were just thirteen straight actin' a fool.
Aw shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah). Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah). But stay on your motherfucking toes.
If I die young, bury me in satin. Lay me down on a bed of roses. Sink me in the river at dawn. Send me away with the words of a love song,. Uh oh, Uh oh.
Well I'm a hustler, that's just what I do. I'm always hustling on the avenue. I can sell water to a whale. Or even a shell to a snail. I'm a hustler, life of a hustler, that's me.
I was walkin' through the city streets. And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink. "Run faster, jump higher". Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me.
(Andy Samberg). . Sometimes (Oh-oh-ohhh). Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon!). You don't know how to express yourself, so (And Lonely Island!).
Damn, I fucked my aunt. I can't believe I fucked my aunt. I fucked my aunt y'all. . I was thirteen, skinny little freckle-faced kid. Growin' up in the country felt like doin' a bid.
Damn, I fucked my aunt. I can't believe I fucked my aunt. I fucked my aunt y'all. . I was thirteen, skinny little freckle-faced kid. Growin' up in the country felt like doin' a bid.
Nowadays, everybody's using curse words. Seems to me like it ain't necessary. Yeah, so when I get steamed. Yo I tell 'em like this. . I don't give a honk, I don't give a honk.