If I'm immature. And I'm insecure. And you don't like me. And you're not quiet sure. Just go, Oh. . You see my face. In your rear view mirror. We can't look ahead.
I'm running out of time. I hope that I can save you somehow. If I, if I had superpowers. I'd save the world and you would be mine, mine. . Have no fear, your hero is here.
I have a problem. I need help. Someone, please give it to me. I have no control of my tongue. My tongue has control of me. It wakes up everyday. Hours before me.
Rule number 1. Act like you don't give a f*uck. Here's your homework. Try to get your pee pees sucked. Rule number 2. Avoid the cafeteria. Bring your own lunch.
Its Christmastime. And Santas here. Making the children smile. But hes just a pedophile. So you better watch your child. . Christmas trees in every house.
wake up on the wrong side of my floor. My clothes still smell like the night before. Where am I?. Why am I talking to myself? (Self). . I'm like a fat kid running through a candy store.
"Y'all mother fucker's need Jesus.". "I wish I was aloud to use the N word sometimes.". "Saw a guy riding a scooter wearing a neck brace.". "An abortion can cost a ballin' nigga up to 50gs.".
I have a massive spot on my arse. Wondering if I should squeeze it what do you think??. If everyone drop out of high school right now. We would have a more intelligent society.
Red suit,. with the thong underneith,. i've got the taste of McCain's old dick in my teeth,. i was the governor,. but i decided to quit,. Alaska's cold as fuck,.
"Y'all motherfuckas need Jesus". "Hey y'all! What do you think of Facebook?". "I wish I was allowed to use the N word sometimes". "Saw a guy riding a scooter wearing a neck brace".
My girlfriend got into my car,. Told me to listen to her new CD.. What the fuck are you smoking,. Do I look 14?. "No, trust me.. It's so great.. I'm totally #Teamtaytay..
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Lagi kong naaalala. Ang kanyang tindig at porma. At kapag siya ay nakita. Kinikilig akong talaga. Di naman siya sobrang guwapo. Ngunit siya ang type na type ko.
Nais ko lang malaman mo. Laman ng aking puso. Baka di na mabigyan ng ibang pagkakataon. Na sabihin ito sa 'yo. 'Di ko ito ginusto. Na tayo'y magkalayo.
Kay rami ko nang naririnig. Kay raming gumugulo sa aking isip. Sabi nila ikaw raw ay may ibang mahal. Sabi rin nila na tayo'y hindi magtatagal. . O kay sakit namang isipin.
Too many brothers falling. Too many mothers cry. Too many prayers has bounced back from the sky. Too much talk and too much cheat. Too many fathers losing sleep.
You fix your make up, just so. Guess you don't know, that your beautiful. Try on every dress that you own. You were fine in my eyes, a half hour ago. .
What would I do without your smart mouth. Drawing me in you kicking me out. Got my head spinning, no kidding. . I can't pin you down. What's going on in that beautiful mind?.