It's rotten. So rotten here. So rotten. Oh. . It was like, the last day before trash day. My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay. Even though the garbage I knew would reek.
Seven o'clock in the evening. Watchin' somethin' stupid on TV. I'm zoned out on the sofa. When my wife comes in the room and sees me. . And she says, "Is this 'Behind the Music'.
They only show you their gums when they smile. Ain't got a tooth in their heads now, how vile. Only can eat things like pudding and applesauce. They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss.
Carbon Monoxide. Making me choke. No A.C.. And the radio's broke. Cars backed up. Far as you can see. Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity.
You're sort of famous. A minor celebrity. And so it only makes sense. The world would be. Obsessed with every. Single thing you do. . They're running 'round.
I eat filet mignon seven times a day. My bathtub's filled with Perrier. What can I say?. This is the life. . I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood. I hire somebody to chew my food.
Since you've been gone. Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil. Since you've been gone. It's like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil.
Weird Al Yankovic. Miscellaneous. Theme From Rocky XIII. Fat and weak, what a disgrace.. Guess the champ got too lazy.. Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space..
The white stuff, The white stuff. . The first one was a sweet one. Second one was a blast. Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast. You can see 'em in my teeth.
A long, long time ago. In a galaxy far away. Naboo was under an attack. And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn. Could talk the federation in. To maybe cutting them a little slack.
Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al. And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal. But the sanitation workers really didn't approve. So he packed up his accordion and had to move.
Weird Al Yankovic. Miscellaneous. The Saga Begins. A long long time ago. in a galaxy far away. Naboo was under an attack. And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn.
Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash?. Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week?. . Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand. But plumbing's one thing I don't understand.
[parody of eye of the tiger by survivor]. . Fat and weak, what a disgrace.. Guess the champ got too lazy.. Aint gonna fly now, hes just takin up space..
If I could stick my hand in my heart. Spill it all over the stage. Would it satisfy you. Would it slide on by you. Would you think the boy is strange.
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The Devil went to Jamaica. He was looking to sell some weed. He was doin' fine, they were standing in line. It was excellent weed indeed.. When he came across a young man who was likewise peddling pot.
Well, hey, how ya doin', have a seat, have a drink. Boy, it's good to see you, what can I say. Whoa, sorry, gotta run, we'll get together again. Say, what was your name, anyway.
Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming. After working all year down at 'Big Roy's Heating And Plumbing'. So one night when my family and I were gathered 'round the dinner table.
You can watch Mr. Rogers. You can watch Three's Company. And you can turn on Fame or The Newlywed Game. Or The Addams Family. . I say, you can watch Barney Miller.