Alimony Lyrics - Even Worse - Weird Al Yankovic

Here she comes now, wants her alimony 

Bleedin' me dry as a bony, bony 

Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt, now 

Well, first she took my nest egg 

Then she took the nest 

I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 

Yeah 

'Cause she took my house 

(Alimony) 

My car 

(Alimony) 

My shoes 

(Alimony) 

And my toothbrush too 

(Alimony) 

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Too bad 

(Alimony) 

So sad 

(Alimony) 

And she got 

(Alimony) 

Got the gift of grab 

(Alimony) 

I'm in debt, debt, debt 

Debt, debt, debt 

Lawyer's callin' me on the telephony 

Tryin' to squeeze some blood from a stony, stony 

Ooh, I took her for better or for worse, yeah 

Then she took me for everything, yeah everything 

She could get, get, get, get, get, get 

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Well I'm out of cash 

(Alimony) 

No dough 

(Alimony) 

I'm broke 

(Alimony) 

It's no joke 

(Alimony) 

The check's in the mail 

(Alimony) 

Get off 

(Alimony) 

My back 

(Alimony) 

Cut me some slack 

(Alimony) 

I said yeah, yeah, yeah 

Yeah, yeah, yeah 

Ooh, I want my alimony 

(Oh you do) 

Ooh, I want my alimony 

(Is it due?) 

Ooh, I want my alimony 

(Or you'll sue) 

Ooh, I want my alimony 

Alimony, mony 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 

Wow 

(Alimony, alimony, alimony) 

I said 

(Alimony) 

Come on, come on, come on 

Alimony, alimony, alimony 

Bleed me dry 

(Alimony) 

I said no, oh no, no 

No, no, no, no