Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White Lyrics - Even Worse - Weird Al Yankovic

Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams 

Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means 

First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear 

Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air 

My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare 

Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere 

Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet 

Next comes the part that I won't ever forget 

Now I'm bein' followed by these Russian spies 

They give me some Velcro and an order of fries 

Suddenly I'm bowling on the Starship Enterprise 

I fall down a hole and that's when I realize 

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I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White 

I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White 

Night after, night after, night after night 

All right! 

Doctor, won't you tell me, am I going insane? 

Was it something I ate or something wrong with my brain? 

See, I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur 

Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor 

Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door 

And I'm back in the very same place I was before 

Now I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White 

I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White 

Night after, night after, night after night 

And I can't bust out and I can't break free 

And it's gettin' just a little too stuffy here for me 

And I can't go home and I can't get loose 

And I try to escape but it's just no use 

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And I can't ever leave and I can't ever win 

And we're runnin' outta air and the walls are closin' in 

And I can't go back and I can't get through 

But Vanna since you're here 

Why don't you let me buy a vowel from you? 

Come on Vanna, come on! 

Oh, buh 

Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again 

That's right, I even wake up screaming now and then 

See, I'm coming home from work but I forgot my address 

I'm half an hour late for my algebra test 

Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest 

And I'm falling and falling and I guess you know the rest 

I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White 

I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White 

Night after, night after, night after night 

I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White 

Stuck in a closet with Vanna White 

N-n-night after, night after, night, night, night 

Then I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White 

I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White 

Night after, night after, night after night 

I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White 

I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White