Good Old Days Lyrics - Even Worse - Weird Al Yankovic

Oh, some times I think back to when I was younger 

Life was so much simpler then 

Dad would be up at dawn 

He'd be watering the lawn 

Or maybe going fishing again 

Oh, and mom would be fixing up something in the kitchen 

Fresh biscuits or hot apple pie 

And I'd spend all day long in the basement 

Torturing rats with a hacksaw 

And pulling the wings off of flies 

Those were the good old days 

Those were the good old days 

The years go by but the memory stays 

And those were the good old days 

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I can still remember good old Mr. Fender 

Who ran the corner grocery store 

Oh, he'd stroll down the aisle with a big friendly smile 

And he'd say, "Howdy", when you walked in the door 

Always treated me nice, gave me kindly advice 

I don't know why I set fire to his place 

Oh, I'll never forget the day, I bashed in his head 

Well you should've seen the look on his face 

Let me tell ya now 

Those were the good old days 

Those were the good old days 

The years go by but the memory stays 

And those were the good old days 

Do you remember sweet Michelle 

She was my high school romance 

She was fun to talk to and nice to smell 

So I took her to the homecoming dance 

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Then I tied her to a chair and I shaved off all her hair 

And I left her in the desert all alone 

Well sometimes in my dreams 

I can still hear the screams 

Oh, I wonder if she ever made it home 

I tell ya 

Those were the good old days 

Those were the good old days 

The years go by but the memory stays 

And those were the good old days 

Let me tell ya, buddy 

Those were the good old days 

Those were the good old days 

The years go by but the memory stays 

And those were the good old days