Velvet Elvis Lyrics - Even Worse - Weird Al Yankovic

My life, it used to be incomplete 

'Till I saw what I was looking for at a drive-in swap meet 

My life, it won't be the same again 

Now I'm proud to say the King lives on inside my den 

Oh, it's all I live for, it's all I need 

My velvet Elvis, my velvet Elvis 

My velvet Elvis means the world to me, yo, yo yo 

Although he may not be worth much dough 

He means much more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh 

Check out those sideburns, there's nothing greater 

You can tell that he's no velvet Elvis imitator 

Oh, it's all I live for, it's all I need 

My velvet Elvis, my velvet Elvis 

My velvet Elvis, oh, now can't you see? 

My velvet Elvis, my velvet Elvis 

My velvet Elvis means the world to me, oh 

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In my own private Graceland 

In my own little shrine to the King 

I don't want nothin' else 

No, I don't need anything 

Don't need no lava lamp 

Don't need no soap on a rope 

No pictures of Mexican kids with those really big eyes 

Or dogs playing poker, oh 

When I'm at home, watching my TV 

I know the king is always looking down on me 

He looks so handsome, he stands so tall 

So glad he's big enough to cover up that hole in the wall 

(Velvet Elvis) 

He's so fuzzy 

(Velvet Elvis) 

He's so great 

Photos 

(Velvet Elvis) 

Never ages 

(Velvet Elvis) 

Never puts on weight 

(Velvet Elvis) 

Look at those rhinestones 

(Velvet Elvis) 

He's just so fine 

(Velvet Elvis) 

You can look but don't touch now 

(Velvet Elvis) 

'Cause he's mine, all mine, oh