Melanie Lyrics - Even Worse - Weird Al Yankovic

Melanie 

What can the problem be? 

Sweet Melanie 

Why won't you go out with me? 

She lived across the street 

On the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore Building 

I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap 

I knew she had to be the girl for me 

And to think I probably never would have found her 

If I hadn't bought that telescope 

Oh, Melanie 

What can the problem be? 

Sweet Melanie 

Why won't you go out with me? 

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I just can't understand it 

Why won't you return my phone calls? 

Are you still mad I gave a Mohawk to your cat? 

If you'd just say the word 

I'm certain that our love would last forever and ever 

Or are you too dumb to realize that? 

Melanie 

What can the problem be? 

Sweet Melanie 

Why won't you go out with me? 

How can you ignore me when you know 

That I can't live without you? 

I have to go through your garbage 

Just to learn more about you 

Melanie, ooh 

Oh, sweet Melanie 

Why won't you go out with me? 

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You weren't impressed when I tattooed 

Your name across my forehead 

You wouldn't listen when I promised to be true 

I couldn't stand it, so I jumped out 

From the sixteenth story window right above you 

Now I may be dead but I still love you 

Melanie 

What can the problem be? 

Sweet Melanie 

Why won't you go out with me? 

Melanie 

What can the problem be? 

Sweet Melanie 

Why won't you go out with me? 

I'm singin' Melanie 

What can the problem be? 

Sweet, sweet Melanie 

Why won't you go out with me? 

I'm singin' Melanie 

What can the problem be? 

Sweet Melanie 

Why won't you go out with me? 

I'm singin' Melanie 

What can the problem be? 

Sweet Melanie 

Why won't you go out with me?