Christmas In Ignace Lyrics - Singles - Arrogant Worms

It's Christmas in Ignace 

Mommy's got a rock 

she'll give it to Daddy 

It's Christmas in Ignace (It's Christmas in Ignace) 

It's Christmas in Ignace 

Daddy's got a rock 

he'll give it to Mommy 

It's Christmas in Ignace (It's Christmas in Ignace) 

It's a jolly time (here in Ignace) 

As we decorate the Christmas Rock 

it's a happy time 

and if the children are good they'll get toys to play with 

like rocks 

It's Christmas in Ignace 

Bob's got a rock 

but he's gonna keep it 

It's Christmas in Ignace (It's Christmas in Ignace) 

It's Christmas in Ignace 

Jill's got a rock 

she gives it to Bob 

now he's got two 

It's Christmas in Ignace (It's Christmas in Ignace) 

It's a jolly time 

as we sit and watch Rocky 1,2,3,4,5 

It's a happy time 

except for Malcolm 

his tongue is stuck to the sign that says, 

"Welcome to Ignace" 

It's Christmas in Ignace 

and all through the houses 

not a creature is stirring 

except for the rats 

that live here in Ignace 

under the rocks 

that are played with by children 

and thrown at Malcolm 

who's still stuck to the sign that says 

"Welcome to Ignace" 

It's Christmas in Ignace (It's Christmas in Ignace)