Christmas Turkey Blues Lyrics - Singles - Arrogant Worms

Hey kid, why the long face 

Is it 'cause Santa Clause is flying right over your place 

You've been a bad kid all year 

So quit you snivellin' sucker and wipe up them tears 

You don't deserve a damn thing 

You're not even cute and your attitude stinks 

It must suck to be you 

Nobody likes you so what can you do 

You think you got problems kid, you think you got strife 

But come each December do you fear for your life 

I'm your turkey so your troubles are small 

I'm stuffed on your table, I'm a tasty butterball 

I've got the christmas turkey blues 

If you got your necked ripped out then you'd have them too 

I've got the christmas turkey blues 

You chase me and waste and baste me and taste me and drown me in gravy too 

You sir, you look like heck 

Didn't you get your Christmas bonus cheque 

Or maybe your woman left you 

Ripped your heart right out of your chest and spat on it too 

Is that why you're wreaking of gin 

You look dishevelled and there's drool on your chin 

You thought that this love would laugh 

But she said Merry Christmas baby and she booted your ass 

Well that's tough for you mister, too bad about your ordeal 

How about getting stuffed in the wintertime, see how you feel 

I don't get to yank no bones or make me a wish 

It won't be long til I'm just some scraps on a dish 

I've got the christmas turkey blues 

If your butt was stuffed and roasted then you'd have then too 

I've got the christmas turkey blues 

You chase me and waste and baste me and taste me and drown me in gravy too